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PSYCHICS: WHICH Celebrity Chick I Have the MOST Crush on? AND WHATS your SIGN?

Who is that celebrity psychic with the blonde hair?

Did any famous psychics see Michael Jacksons death coming? Sylvia Browne predicted he'd do jail time in 2006. Uri Geller was a Friend and supporter. Apparently MJ was psychic himself. http://www.psychics.co.uk/celebrities/michaeljackson.html Inteleyes. Of course I would, why would anyone lie about that ?

Celebrity Psychic Sally Morgan? Do you believe that she was caught out recently in Dublin? Join the debate at www.tarotim.com

How Can I Break into Celebrity Circles? I am the daughter of a psychic medium...she never really took advantage of the powers she was blessed with, but now realizes she should before it is too late. She wants to become a celebrity psychic medium because she has always struggled with money. Her powers are LEGIT (whether you want to believe it or not...she asks for no info in advance and can tell the names of dead loved ones, what they looked like, how they died, their secrets that noone else would know etc.). We live in San Francisco, and only need one celebrity! Does anyone here have any suggestions? Please help and thank you so much!

Anyone heard of Tana Hoy. celebrity psychic to the stars? Credibility? etc...?

Are even the best psychics ever 100% accurate? I seen a very well known psychic today who has also done readings for celebrities, but i was worried about a couple of things she told me. Is there chance even the best ever psychics could get something wrong?

How can I prove to people that Im a REAL psychic and not a fraud like so many others? Ive been on TV Many times and even have videos of my accurate predictions and celebrity readings online, But some people still call other "psychics" for advice, who are a few bucks cheaper but they are really not ethical....It bothers me so much to know they are getting ripped off. How would you handle this?

If there was a "Psychic" Celebrity Deathmatch, who would win? Dionne Warwick or Miss Cleo?

Just another random-ish question about psychics (although it's my first)? Okay, because I am huge skeptic, I would like to know if you have any proof that psychics are real. For me, I don't really know how they can possibly be real, although alot of consequential things happen. So, I want to ask about your views on the subject. So here the questions and you can choose which one you would like to do. You may choose all of them. 1) Are you, or do you know a psychic? If so, do you or that person have 'visions' or something similar? Do you or that person read 'Tarots'? 2) If you are a Psychic, Who do I have a celebrity crush on? (If you can answer that) If you can't, what do you need to know about me so that you can answer? 3) What is your view on the psychic world? - Here is a little reminder, Please DO NOT answer rudely or disgracefully, as other people can read this page and know that you are just a rude person. If you do answer rudely, it's your own fault and people won't think me as the stupid one.....

[Psychics please answer this question.] Will I be able to contact Selena Gomez? There's this celebrity that I'm really a big fan of and I think that she's really cool. I figured that it'd be kind of nice to contact my favorite celebrity. I have sent her a message on YouTube (my account name is darthjacobmaak) and I'm waiting for a response, but I have serious doubts that she will answer. I've noticed that today around 9:something in the morning today that she posted a message on Facebook, which means to me that she HAD free time. No one can try to fool me and tell me, "Oh she's too busy." That's bullhocky! She's not THAT busy! So my question is: Will she reply and will we have a mutual conversation? Psychics, please try hard to give me an accurate answer - this means SO much to me, because I'm practicing my singing voice, because I'm interested in joining her band "The Scene". That's such an awesome band. Please help.

Use your Psychic powers and guess which celebrity i look like? Ahem........I'm a man!

Psychics......... Can you please tell me were this place in my dream is? I'm quit sure its a real place and that I took an astral travel there. I was flying and I'm pretty sure that means an astral travel rather than just a dream. It's a grassy little park area surounded by a big city. Its someplace celebrities went in the past or the present maybe. It might be in L.A somewhere. I don't expect anyone whos not psychic to answer this with such little to go by. Thats why I need a real psychic. Why would I travel there? It seems so trivial.

How many remember the late Jeanne Dixon who was a psychic who predicted a whole lot of things? that never came to pass? There were so many celebrity psychics in the 1960's and many of the Movie Stars consulted them and most of it was considered by some real. Some got caught up in these people who got their predictions from the devil. God warns us about these things in the Bible Deuteronomy 18:10-12 (New International Version) 10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, 11 or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. 12 Anyone who does these things is detestable to the LORD; because of these same detestable practices the LORD your God will drive out those nations before you.

Why do people believe in psychics? A couple of blocks from where I work, there is this place that opened up and it is one of those psychic places where you can go have your fortune or future read or something. And it seems to have a bunch of people going there. Why do people believe in this if its a bunch of horseshit? I mean you really believe that someone can read the future? If so don't you think its a little odd that they haven't won the lottery or prevented a trategy? If I could read the future I would have won the lottery. I would be rich and living in California like a celebrity and not braging about my little gift. So anyway, why do people believe in this crap?

Does Heather Elizabeth the psychic from Las Vegas and Beverly Hills only read for celebrities? I read an article in the newspaper that she sees many stars and celebrities. My uncle is a manager for a band and said that she reads for at least 100 celebrities. My question is how come she is not on TV or on the radio? Does she read for everyday people of just for celebrities? I heard she is always reading max green, greer childers, englebert humperdinct, and even santana.

Celebrity Ghost Stories Tv Show, you think it's made up and fake? idk I have to believe in spirits/ghost....because my aunt has communicated to my mother through a psychic describing her 100% accurate, starting with her red hair

Have you ever heard of a celebrity scamming somebody? What did you hear? I'm not talking about psychics like Miss Cleo & them. I mean-have you heard of an actor/actress, singer, rapper, talk show host, comedian, etc. scam somebody? They have their DAMN nerve with all that $$ they got!

psychics please answer? I want to know if I will ever be a celebrity or a great leader

where can i find sally morgan the psychic? she is a celebrity psychic with a reality tv shows

HOW CAN MY 63 YEAR OLD MOM BREAK INTO CELEBRITY CIRCLES? I am 20, my mom is 63. We live in San Francisco. My entire life she complained about not having enough money and my life was quite miserable. She was blessed with the power to speak with spirits (I am 100% sure she is legit...she can even tell people secrets that there is no way my mom could have known). It wasn't until recently when my life went to hell...I lived in ghetto housing a few blocks off campus to save money. Working and going to school, I hardly even got the chance to sleep. I became extremely depressed. Was attacked and sexually molested...luckily not raped (lots of druggies, so I was sooo fortunate). I was stalked off campus anyways, but it wasn't until this, losing my pet bird, and having to move onto campus... My mom realized that she should have used her powers, since I was also even staying in an abusive relationship at the time because I could hardly afford to move out...that it would solve all of our problems which resulted from money. Her sisters look down on her for not having much money. She is worn out, and I am just paying for college. My mom asked my help in getting her into a celebrity circle. ALL WE NEED IS ONE CELEBRITY! PLEASE...does anyone have any suggestions? Even if you don't believe in psychic mediumship, please just give a good answer...I really need the help! Thank you so much.

Psychics - don't think I'm weird... I have a weird question...? Think what you will... Do Andy Kaufman, the late comic and I, have some sort of cosmic connection? Meaning.... did we know each other in a past life? Have we met during my astral travels? I'll tell ya why I ask (if I can even explain it). A lot of celebrity deaths have affected me... but I can usually accept that it was their time, if I think about for long enough. However, when I really sit and reflect on Andy I get quite upset. It's very unsettling and sad to me. He died of a rare lung cancer (large cell carcinoma) five short months after diagnosis, and he did not even smoke. I almost get a slight whooziness in my stomach... like it should not have happened. It just isn't right. Maybe I died the same way once in a past life. Or I WILL die suddenly someday of an illness myself, and on a soul level I already know this. What do you guys think? That I'm just a little nutty? ;-) LOL @ someone who goes by the name "Bong Hits 4 Jesus"... calling the kettle black, are we? ;-) Agyness Deynn - I AM. Trying, anyway. Anyone who is legitimate....

Will i make more new friends, psychics? I mean really in university i feel like a f'ucking celebrity ! people gossips about me, jealous of me and back stabs me, like i cant be nice to ppl no more. why do i go through this all the time, in my entire life? I've done nothing wrong to them. Whenever i ask for help, they arent there, etc ARGHHH! i want a new life peeps! how about you have the magic beans, eat them and grow a bleeding knowledge to help me? Sept 15 1986 virgo sun aquarius moon sag rising venus scorpio mars capricorn mercury libra

Psychics Give Me Your Predictions? about anything, The world, life,sports,celebrities

Celebrity Questions 4!!!? Hi again!Ok now today is...................................Raven Symone! Question:How many people know that she's a psychic? And again put stars * if you like my questions and now I'm putting kp after I choose a best answer and it doesn't mean kim possible but it's my anitials =)

I keep having dreams about a celebrity? I love this band called Blood on the Dance Floor. In the band, there is a musician,Jayy Von Monroe. Almost every night for the past month, I have been dreaming about him. It's usually dreams like us meeting, and hanging and become best friends. But in some of them we've gotten pretty close,and have like kissed. But I've never had a dream of having *** with him. I have never met him, but I plan on it when I go to one of their concerts. I've talked to some of my friends about it, they think that it's kind of weird. One of my friends is a psychic, and I mean a real psychic, she has dreams and about 95% of them come true. She thinks that he's dreaming about me also, she thinks that because she says she can just tell and feel it. She also says that becuase of that saying you get in like chain messages that's like "When you dream about someone, they went to sleep thinking about you." I need some help! What do you think could be causing these dreams, and do they mean anything? I don't mind having them because I think Jayy is very hot, and he is one of my idols.

CALLING ALL PSYCHICS! (if they are real. lol) can you tell me whats going to happen in my life? my name is raylinn, i'm 13, and gone through a lot in life, that would take years to type up. NO ONE trusts me, they think i do bad things, and my family is against each other, and i don't feel like i belong ANYWHERE! My dads side has died from lung cancer, and my dad was the first to get a transplant, and survive. He promised he'd be there for me, and he still isn't, and he barely calls. i've tried to let go, but i can't. hes my father, who is breaking my heart, i have MANY friends, and they say they are there for me, but they r never around. I feel alone...too much. I write many songs, and i want to photograph celebrities for magazines and write songs for them. my question is: WHAT WILL I END UP LIKE? will i drink or smoke, or end up alonely bag?

Should I care anymore? True story: I was "stocked" by a celebrity a few years ago..? I met this person at work. He was very polite and respectful and I treated him with the same respect. After that, I saw him on many occasions (at school, supply stores, etc) of which I ignored his every action. One incident left me truly afraid: He followed my car with his car at night for more than 30 min driving 40mph on 25mph road. After that night, I saw him and his brother driving and the look they gave me scared me. They have been really weird and angry since then. I found out they moved out of the neighborhood and he has two new hate songs obvious about me. The craziest thing..and I know you wont believe me.. I'm a little psychic...when I was young I new someone famous (with all his features) was going to be the one for me. I know sounds a little crazy...but did I mess up by ignoring him when I "think" he was trying to ask me out or did a good job by giving this crazy a cold shoulder? I don't know, what do you think? ...it's a little ridiculous to still think about it, i know

What element should I enhance? I don't exactly know what time I was born but my mom told me it was around dawn, I am a wood rabbit, I saw on TV about this psychic who tells a celebrity that she lacks metal and has alot of fire....so what element lacks in me?

How do I submit a real supernatural story with the video data to a tabloid? I would prefer only those who work for one of those secular tabloids or an acting CEO of one, answer this question. However, I do acknowledge that this is a open forum and rightly so too. Therefore, although I'd appreciate only those who work for a tabloid to answer this, there can be no restrictions on a public forum. Tried many times to send this 100% true supernatural story accompanied by what could be, "hundreds of these 20-year-old real-time VHS video images." Note: One I'm now using for my own Yahoo Avatar? Yes, out of a ridiculous 7.4 billion and growing. I possess the most spectacular tornado encounter story complete with hundreds of full-color pictures that any tabloid (in its right mind) would make any offer too publish. an event that occurred on Palm Sunday in 1963 and repeat itself in 1989 and I can't get through the front door with any of those tabloids. Telephoned the Sun publication in London England many times with no luck getting through to the paranormal editor in charge. these idiots have never returned my calls or just one acknowledgment to my many e-mails. Can you believe it? 1 1/2 years with absolutely no success whatsoever. We'll, either I'm the greatest loser this spinning piece of solar driftwood has ever seen, or everything connected with these tabloids is 100% false. Most puzzling Do they only deal with, fraudulent big-money making stories of a manufactured supernatural nature? Like that virgin Mary on toast jazz? Is it possible that they just can't handle the real thing? frightened by the unknown? Are those highly fraudulent psychics and Hollywood celebrities far more important, than some real concrete publishable evidence proving without a doubting Thomas question (minus the Bible) that this God character truly does exists. Too Christians Heaven knows I didn't ask to be the soul! Keeper of this supernatural data. take no offense here but, it does say that the truth shall set you free. Therefore, without question is obvious that somebody, someone or something who is supposed to be perfect in all things, made a big major mistake somewhere, by allowing me too videotape these highly controversial taboo sky born images. So much for that universal perfection you people constantly boast about. Now according to the word that is so infallible, this data I now possess should not exist! Unfortunately, it does....

How doe's one submit a real supernatural story for a change, with the video data to a tabloid? I would prefer only those who work for one of those secular tabloids or an acting CEO of one, answer this question. However, I do acknowledge that this is a open forum and rightly so too. Therefore, although I'd appreciate only those who work for a tabloid to answer this, there can be no restrictions on a public forum. Tried many times to send this 100% true supernatural story accompanied by what could be, "hundreds of these 20-year-old real-time VHS video images." Note: One I'm now using for my own Yahoo Avatar? Yes, out of a ridiculous 7.4 billion and growing. I possess the most spectacular tornado encounter story complete with hundreds of full-color pictures that any tabloid (in its right mind) would make any offer too publish. an event that occurred on Palm Sunday in 1963 and repeat itself in 1989 and I can't get through the front door with any of those tabloids. Telephoned the Sun publication in London England many times with no luck getting through to the paranormal editor in charge. these idiots have never returned my calls or just one acknowledgment to my many e-mails. Can you believe it? 1 1/2 years with absolutely no success whatsoever. We'll, either I'm the greatest loser this spinning piece of solar driftwood has ever seen, or everything connected with these tabloids is 100% false. Most puzzling Do they only deal with, fraudulent big-money making stories of a manufactured supernatural nature? Like that virgin Mary on toast jazz? Is it possible that they just can't handle the real thing? frightened by the unknown? Are those highly fraudulent psychics and Hollywood celebrities far more important, than some real concrete publishable evidence proving without a doubting Thomas question (minus the Bible) that this God character truly does exists. Too Christians Heaven knows I didn't ask to be the soul! Keeper of this supernatural data. take no offense here but, it does say that the truth shall set you free. Therefore, without question is obvious that somebody, someone or something who is supposed to be perfect in all things, made a big major mistake somewhere, by allowing me too videotape these highly controversial taboo sky born images. So much for that universal perfection you people constantly boast about. Now according to the word that is so infallible, this data I now possess should not exist! Unfortunately, it does....

Guess What I Look Like - Remote Viewing? Who's up for an experiment in psychic abilities/remote viewing/Clairvoyance? Concentrate and see if any imagery comes into your mind's eye. Only clues are; I'm female, Caucasian and under 30. What's my: Hair colour Eye colour Skin tone General facial features Estimate of height Closest celebrity match (I'm a female) 10 points to the closest answers!

Am I psychic? I would be driving in my car and before the car behind me puts their blinker on, sometimes i can tell which way they are going to turn about a half a mile before they turn...i will just think "they are going to turn left" and then they do...i work as a host at a restaurant and a couple came in and walked up and said "party of 2" and i said "ok, can i have your name please?" and in my head i heard Michelle... then she said "Michelle." I will be watching a tv show or movie that I have never seen before and I will sometimes know what they are going to say before they say it..Sometimes i will wake up and just know that something about that day will be different. The last time that happened, there was a fire in the building immediately next to my school that day.. A few weeks ago I had a feeling that a celebrity would die soon...Am i psychic?

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How many people get their information from right wing radio? I was listening to a right wing DJ the other day and he was discussing how he had to climb the ladder to success. He said in his early years that he'd do anything, bring local people on, bring psychics on, talk about celebrities. He went from idea to idea before he started to talk more and more about ( or should I say complain ) about politics, ratings went up. He was trying to make a point but do you who listen to right wing radio realize that these people know nothing of politics, they don't have "facts", they say whatever they want or feel, they have no "background" or inside "knowledge" in politics or business...that they're just radio DJs and may know less than you? I mean, even YOU could become a DJ if you have the charisma or voice for it and if you said "America is going to get a LOT better in one month", that people would believe you even though you presented no facts to back it up? I'm an independent, I listen to both sides.

Who is better talk show host Tyra Banks or Montel Williams? Montel is often stimulating but he works with that psychic Slyavia Brown. Tyra Banks works with variety of topics, but shamelessly promotes herself and her celebrity friends.

Why do celebrities ask to "follow" you the "twitter'er" on twitter? I joined a well known psychic's twitter blog..I am "following" him..and right after that I was asked if HE could follow me!! What does that mean? OR does he really read, follow or care? Is it just a gimmick? or a safety precaution or what? thanks!

for thoses of you who are psychic out there..i have a question? you know how celebrities die in 3's? who will be the next? im so interested in this. have any idea? do any of your spirit guides know?

Psychic spies from China? Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging Chorus: First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderaan's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by those who praise Control of population everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation Chorus Destruction leads to a very rough road But it also breeds creation And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar They're just another good vibration And tidal waves couldn't save the world From Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker than the rest There is no test But this is what you're craving

My psychic (or is it psycho?? lol) vision -- what do you think of this? I am what you'd call baby/pregnancy obsessed. I'm 26 yrs old, in a long-term serious relationship, and I STILL didn't get the pregnancy I wanted so badly for Christmas this year. :( Seems like people in my life (family, acquaintences, etc) aren't very supportive of my dream to have a baby in the next several years. Further rubbing salt into my wounds, it also seems like EVERYONE my age (or even slightly younger!) is PREGNANT and getting the support I don't get. Lately I will randomly envision somebody that I haven't talked to in a long time, nor heard any updates on his/her life. This occurs in the middle of the night when I'm trying to sleep but can't. Then a bizarre, out-of-nowhere VERY URGING thought of that person having a baby will enter my mind. Usually I will envision multiple people this way at the same time. Then I find out shortly after that the person IS in fact pregnant OR recently had a baby within the time since I last talked to him/her!! My psychic/psycho pregnancy vision has been accurate every single time except once, and that one inaccuracy was when I envisioned a celebrity being pregnant again(Britney Spears). (then again, it's possible she really WAS pregnant again, but ended up having a miscarriage, abortion, etc so we really don't know the truth) Anyone explain? Yes I know I'm psycho(not psychic) but how can you explain the eery accuracy of my 3am visions?! Ribby, I like your response except for the part where you say my "psycho" psychic visions are "more important than a baby". WTF?? I want a baby and although I have absolutely NO visions of myself having one, I will stop for NOTHING until I get one :(

could i possibly be psychic? strange occurrences have beem happening since i was a small child that makes me feel as though i'm psychic. when i was younger i told my mom continuously she was going to get married and i told her "your going to marry a tall black man that's bald" and like 3 years later she married him. (i hadn't known the man existed when i made the statement). now recently i've been noticing that i know things are going to happen before they actually do. i know when my phone is going to ring before it does and whenever i think of something hard enough within a few minutes it happens (depending on what i'm thinking about). when i was in NYC with some friends for my birthday i told them, we're going to see a celebrity tonight. and sure enough we did see one just walking down the street. one time i had a strong sense of deja vu. i was able to remember the dream and i remembered what happened (i was robbed) so i immediately checked the door, and behold it was unlocked. maybe the deja vu was like a reminder/warning. anyway, i believe i may possibly be psychic. if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. thank you i'm seventeen years old; my mom got married when i was nine so the incident happened when i was six or seven; the birthday and the deja vu thing has happened recently like 3-4 months ago; do you think that joining with another psychic person can make visions stronger? or make things happen faster?

A logical explanation to a guy claiming he's psychic.? So this guy comes to our school and claims to be psychic, so he puts on a show. On of the things he does, is to ask someone to come up to him. He has a bag of plastic chips with numbers on them, and a book with celebrity faces that are coded with numbers.He asks a girl to pick a chip, and then turns around wearing a bag over his head so he can't see anything. She picks a number, and turn to the page where a celebrity is coded with the same number. He then takes the bag off his head, and puts on an Einstein mask. That was the celebrity she picked out. Does anyone know a logical way for him to figure that out?

i guess this has already been asked? does he need mr sheen for his crystal ball http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/2010/06/17/fury-as-top-psychic-derek-acorah-cancels-show-due-to-unforeseen-circumstances-86908-22339276/ you couldnt make it up

Treacherous and Fraudulent Modern Celebrities? I'm doing a project. I need two treacherous celebrites (trechery to homeland/kin/guests/benefactor). Then two fraudulent ones (panderers or seducers; liars; hypocrites; thieves; people who give really bad advice and lead to some big downfall...; flatterers; sorcerers/psychics...yeah right). It's really important and I need the answer asap, so thank you very much. I'm very appreciative. :)

can any clairavoyant psychic win mega millions? i am a georgia lottery loser,i never win mega millions,my loves of my life will not come around and stay or be with me,the devils on my hands,but not my heart.www.galottery.com,to www.topsynergy.com female celebrities know me well.still i am poor,born october 26,1970 time 9:54,>virlonza brown

is there a portal, this happens? is there aq portal someone can step through by accident. like another dimension or something, like what happens to people in near death or in comas or just portals... there are portals between heaven hell and earth, are there others? do you think theres many dimentions? like alternative of the same life how would you explain all the people around you acting severely different, fate chanting, facts changing, things looking different... i think i stepped through a portal...something happened and i felt something in my gut, like instincts and then i return home and my sister is acting posessed and but i noticed my whole family is changed, just more mild then my sister, shes acting the worst because she began to beat me and act really weird.. so itsw like shes posessed no im pretty sure shes posessed, but when i confronted her about the new behavior if it is new behavior of the same person, she asked me to leave as if im the one not belonging.? i didnt think much of it but you know how when they do an excorsism on earth theres all normal, good regualr people and theres one normal person with a bad spirit in them? demon or bad spirit so they ask the demon, spirit to leave the person and the earth and return to its normal place well maybe she had tried to excorcize me, asking me to leave and return...maybe everyone in my family or elsewhere are bad spirits and im in some lifelike situation where it all kind of looks the same but everyone is different and the things that happen are different... i feel like an outsider. im not saying like from mars... im from earth same year. just i feel like things were different when it was ok.. reality right now is severely changed from how it used to be i know im probably an idiot typing this, i suppose its the same as if a strange looking man dressed like its the year 1920 came to society and said hes from a spaceship time machine and landed in 2009 but ok i notice things different other then my family acting posessed and being coldhearted and having superhuman power. for example in my reality how things were always my whole life, theres this celebrity that i KNOW is dead. shes as dead as anna nicole smith, elvis,heath leger i know this celebrity died before i was born..i read about it many times and talked about it with my real family..my whole life since i was a little girl i knew she was dead when hearing about them and their past career. they were pretty famous.. they were so famous that IF they still were alive after i was born they would have showed up on tv constantly. the same way madonna has been on tv constantly since 1980s. i would have heard about them, read about them seen updated photos of them, they would have been on some reunion show or where are they now all of a sudden after going throuhg the portal and my whole family changing and having superhuman ability, like psychic skills im reading online and this same dead celebrity pops up in the news only it says shes alive and it showed an aged picture of her. i just about almost threw up, got nacous, i thought it was a joke and i back away from what i was reading it was the same as lets say you picked up people magazine and there was a current 2009 photo of anna nicole smith and it says she starring in a movie coming soon, and everyone insistsns shes still alive and that your weird for ever thinking she died reality has changed so much i know im not crazy i did doubt myself. but i put the peices togeather and it would not make sense for me not to be right.. its not like they fakes their own death anyhow my sister acts posessed, she has so many symptoms, she shoved me without even touching me she stood there and i fell backwards and felt a push, her face is strangem voice different, all sorts of things what is it im dealing with...im normal,i dont look like a nutty person. i dont have a wild imagination or memory problems i guess i need to believe in myself i need to sort out whats going on, i feel like things are out of place..somethings not quiete right im not the one who has the psychic ability, i mean my sister does, she predicts things and knows things no one can know.. why are dead celebrities walking, people around me acting crazy, posessed and things being different.. my own family has no info on me anymore and i doubt they all have alzheimers so are missing info on me like my middle name, birthdate, what college i went to, medical procedures i had in the past, things i know they know, they have no recollection how does my own family not know these things about me.. my sister thought i was 10 years younger then i am and then 2 years older months before.. thats the one that acts posessed besides them not being my actual family, what other explanations are there for these people not knowing anything about me.. the only thing i can think of is alzheimers and they dont have it i dont see things i am serious i didnt see a dead celebrity i saw a photo of them in a current magazine as if they are alive today and the face aged.. like it looked like them buit as if they stayed alive another 30 years and got older. it was creepy.. i can always go back and find the acticle but im scared to. so i refuse to look at it again my sister has psychic ability she says things and it happens i dont have pig flu im not sick thank god.. no ones sick in my family but if you think your sick stay indoors and wear a mask. dont spread it around.. and dont go to a hospital unless your deathly sick with high fevers. have the doctor call in medicine to the pharmacy and have it delivered the best place to get the pig flu is at the hospital where all the potentially severely sick people who might have it congregate and imagine hwo long the line will be. all these hypocondracs lining up who have sniffles thinking they have pig flue, only to come home with the pig flue cause a real infected person was at the hospital you see it dosnt make sense me posting this because lets say i am alone in an alternative life, you all see this dimention and life as normal. so i can give you a link but you all will insist she never died!!! because its on the internet, so dont you think if others noticed it there would be a large amount of people creeped out and demanding to know the truth? i feel like im the only one who noticed it even tho thousands of others saw the arcticle.. no one complained or said anything as if it were normal for them to be alive. maybe im the only one in the world that notices because where im from shes dead like dont you think if they posted and 80 yr old picture of elvis aged and bent over bald with some gray hair with a cane, same face just aged and it said hes retired now and lives in santa monica, ca and he now works in a library.. dont you think a large amount of people will ask for answers? and notice, thered be a public outrage as if he faked his own death well no one stood up an said hey thats strange why is she alive, i could have sworn it said she died young 30 years ago...didnt she die from that.. and why hasnt she been on tv or in one acrticle or any public mention in the last 30 yrs im scared and its actually an internet arcticle but like i said you will not notice, if none of the other thousands of viewers did.. to you and everyone else it is correct reality.. people will insist she never was dead and that i have bad memory. even tho she hasnt showed up once on tv or radio or news in my life making my side of the story make sense and everyone seem weird. i am 100% sure someone else would have said something...i am scared to go back to look at it anyhow. i cant expect a different answerr from you i have yahoo email send mail to froott@yahoo.com theres 2 "T"''s

Worst channel on Television? I would say Disney Channel - Nothing but idiotic, lame mass produced kids sitcoms MTV - Has nothing to do with music. Just moronic reality shows. E - Gives info on celebrities that anyone with half a life would not care about Psychic Interactive - for obvious reasons

Wtf Is An Illuminati? I've heard so much about black celebrities like, Lil Wayne, Rihanna, Beyonce, Nikki Minaj, and Michael Jackson are all illuminatis. I've heard alot of things about them but have no real evidence of what they are.. I HAVE heard that both Michael Jackson and Tupac BOTH predicted their deaths and one of Biggie Small's songs played backwards says "I'm still alive" are illuminatis like psychics? Lyk a nostradamus type thing?

Wow...Brittany Spears? I'm not much into celebrity gossip but WOW she made a fool of herself. I'm not psychic but I see another stint in rehab for the gal. Agreed. Rehab (again) would be good for her. That's how I meant it.

Am I psychic? And I don't need people to call me crazy thanks.? This has been happening ever since I was about 5. My dreams sometimes show me strange things like where to find something that's lost and it's not even possible that I knew where it was, what going to happen that day, who might die, etc. But just to be clear if you're going to say I'm psycho then don't even comment. Like the other week when those celebrities died I knew about it before it happened. I also knew where to find three things that I had nothing to do with. And I knew that Keisha Cole was going to sing at the BET awards before it happened and the list goes on but I want to know. Am I psychic or just coincidental. And I forgot to mention they're selective so I can't really use it when I need it and it's not always dreams Now something new is happening, it's really weird. Sometimes I zone out and see things, but it's not like I'm watching a movie. Let's say I'm in class looking at my desk, and I zone out and and I see stuff happening, but I see my desk as well whatever I'm seeing. It's really complicated.

What Paranormal Shows do you Trust? Rate the following Ghost shows Ghost Shows Question Below are ten popular TV and Cable Ghost shows. Rate them from 1 (most trusted and real) to 10 (least trusted don’t believe) or just let me know how many of these do you trust to be true. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Paranormal State Ghost Hunters Dead Files Ghost Adventure Celebrity Ghost Stories My Ghost Story A Haunting Paranormal Fact or Fiction Ghostly Encounters Psychic Kids - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - At a later date I will share my opinion Jim Thank you very much for your input. Below I rated these shows with Stars 5 Stat most trusted 1 Star least trusted. Paranormal State **** Ghost Hunters ***** Dead Files *** Ghost Adventure * Celebrity Ghost Stories *** My Ghost Story *** A Haunting **** Paranormal Fact or Fiction ***** Ghostly Encounters **** Psychic Kids *****

Is this enough for Chapter one of a book? Chapter one Hi. My name is Lacey Courtney, and I am a psychic medium; A psychic Medium is someone who use's a form of communication with spirits. I can hear and interact with spirits or "ghosts" as some people call them.Anyways, My eyes silently, but surely fluttered open. Last night had been quite a night. I finally helped the ghost that has been bugging me for help, tell his family he loved them, but all of them are dead, so that was a struggle. My body was stiff. It was as if my bones were super glued together, then all melted in place. My, long, blonde, straight-as-a-board hair was all over the place, in my piercing blue eyes and everything. and I knew it would be a struggle to get a brush through it. I went to my bathroom, fell a few times on the way there. One thing you should know about me, when I just wake up and I feel high. My world is blurry and my walking is... let's just say, horrible. I was in the bathroom, I opened my cabinet to get my brush and my make up. I shut my door, then immediately dropped everything. Another thing you should know is that I see ghosts, I only see celebrity ghosts. I am all out for helping normal people. People who work 24 hours a day trying to provide for their family. I guess it doesn't work that way. A tall, muscular, teen-aged looking guy stood behind me. His face pale, and bloody. I was too tired to actually realize that it was indeed, a ghost. I turned around, too see if I could know who he was, I turned on the radio and BAM! I got it! Yesterday morning, the teenaged Canadian pop singer, Justin Hannen, died in a car accident. He is most likely known for his song, "Babe" and dating the actress and singer, Tiffany Gomez. His eyes were very demanding, focused on me. He had a slight smile on his face. I usually never get scared, but for Justin, I almost kicked him in the shins, but then I remembered, He is a ghost. Nice going! "Um, Can I help you?" I asked in a very low voice. My family doesn't know about my ''gift''. They think ghosts are not real, and the idea is dumb. So, now you obviously see why I don't tell them. He stepped closer to me, then touched my shoulder, then my heart began racing. He started laughing like he was going to do something bad. I scream and ran out of the bathroom as fast as I could. Even though I help these people, Justin was just, different. He was more terrifying, more hideous, and more, nasty looking. His clothes were all torn up, his brown hair was all crazy, as if he hadn't brushed it for like, a decade. He was just, gross. He came out of the bathroom, and his smile was gone. He made noises, like grunts. I guess he couldn't talk. Out of instinct, I grabbed my History notebook and my pen and gave them to him. I'm no harm. Wow, I guess he meant it because after he smiled and acted really silly. I asked him what happened, and he told me the story. Then I again asked why he needed my help. It shocked me, so I threw down the paper. Tiffany needs to know... I am not in love with her. I was only with her for her money. Well, I had no idea what to do. Tiffany Gomez has no desire to even talk to me, I'm a normal person. I guess I had to do my duty. I told him to sit here and stay in my room. What the heck? He is a ghost, no one would see him. I shrugged it off and went into my closet. This is going to be quite a day.

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I heard that dreams that feel real and vivid are some kind of psychic connection? I know there is no way to tell...unless someone answering this message is psychic... I have this dream that I am together with Mattew Mc Coughnehay. We are passionate and totally in-love. It's not just a sex dream....I wake up and it feels like this person should really be in my home. The other thing about this dream is that it happens occasionally and sometimes the person will change to someone I have never known. Is it possible for some kind of psychic connection between people that don't even know each other? Even though the people I dream about are either celebrities or someone I don't know....they are human too and I am sure they must dream like this too..... is there some kind of connection here?

People of R&S! Which superstition annoys you the most? Rather than asking which religions annoy you which gets asked all the time, I thought I'd see if you have any pet hates amongst the superstitions and spiritual practices that go on? Be it psychics, alternative therapies, ouija boards, third eyes etc. etc. etc. Mine is astrology. It's just so obviously utter rubbish! I just can't understand why so many people need to see their horoscopes and why so many celebrities have their own private chart readers!? Not only is this baseless practice an insult to modern science, what enrages me most of all is the number of ordinary people who don't know the difference between an "astronomer" and an "astrologer!"

Red Hot Chili Peppers song meaning? Californication?!?!? Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging [Chorus:] First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by those who praise Control of population everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation [Chorus] Destruction leads to a very rough road But it also breeds creation And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar They're just another good vibration And tidal waves couldn't save the world From Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker than the rest There is no test But this is what you're craving These are the lyrics to the RHCP song Californication .... What do you think that this song means? or what do you beleive that the band is trying to convey with this song? There are references to many different things but what do you think this song is trying to say?

What does the line "First born unicorn" mean in the song Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers? Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It?s the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the east At least it settles in a final location It?s understood that Hollywood Sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the signs of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is it war your waging First born unicorn Hard core, soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication Marry me girl be the fairy to my world Be my very won constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It?s Californication Space may be the final frontier But it?s made in a Hollywood basement [ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/red-hot-chili-peppers-lyrics/californication-lyrics.html ] And Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon?s not far away It?s Californication Born and raised by those who praise Control of population Well, everybody?s been there And I don?t mean on vacation First born unicorn Hard core, soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication Dream of Cailfornication Dream of Cailfornication Destruction leads to a very rough road But it also breeds creation And earthquakes are to a girl?s guitar They are just another good vibration And tidal waves couldn?t save the world From Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker then the rest, there is no test But this is what you?re craving First born unicorn Hard core, soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Cailfornication Dream of Cailfornication Dream of Cailfornication

Why don't network show give Reality TV Shows to Black people who are not already famous? I noticed that Networks like, History CH, Discovery CH, A&E and SY-FI do not give blacks Reality Shows as they do for whites who are not considered famous prior to shows being launched. Examples: Dog, All-Ghost Hunters Shows, American Pickers, Pawn Shop and the list goes on. However they only give show to blacks that are famous prior to show being launched. Example: The TO show, Mike Tyson, James Bubba Stewart and so on. Why is this? Does anyone think that American Networks are being racist by not offering unknown black talent to become famous in the Reality Show world as they clearly do for whites? Below is an example of what I mean. •Intervention [A&E, Nov. 30, Mondays at 10] •Hoarders [A&E, Nov. 30, Mondays at 10] •Pawn Stars [History, Nov. 30, Mondays at 10] •Britain’s Missing Top Model [BBC America, Dec. 1, Tuesdays at 9] •Bad Girls Club 4 [Oxygen, Dec. 1, Tuesdays at 10] •Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 5 [BBC America, Dec. 2, Wednesdays at 8] •Dog the Bounty Hunter [A&E, Dec. 2, Wednesdays at 9] •Steven Seagal: Lawman [A&E, Dec. 2, Wednesdays at 10] •Launch My Line [Bravo, Dec. 2 at 11, Wednesdays at 10] •BBQ Pitmasters [TLC, Dec. 3, Thursdays at 10] •I Survived [BIO, Dec. 6, Sundays at 9] •Campus PD [G4, Dec. 9, Wednesdays at 11] •American Ninja Warrior [G4, Dec. 12 and 18 at 6] •Ghost Intervention [TLC, Dec. 12, Saturdays at 9] •The Jacksons [A&E, Dec. 13, Sundays at 9] •Keeping up with the Kardashians [E!, Dec. 13, Sundays at 10] •Giuliana & Bill (season one) [E!, Dec. 13 at 11, Sundays at 10:30] •The Sing Off [NBC, Dec. 14, 15, 16, 21 at 8] •Bank of Hollywood [E!, Dec. 14, Mondays at 10] •Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal [A&E, Dec. 15, Tuesdays at 9] •Paranormal State [A&E, Dec. 15, Tuesdays at 10] •Motor City Motors [Discovery, Dec. 28, Mondays at 10] •The Real World DC [MTV, Dec. 30, Wednesdays at 10] news January •The Squeeze [MSNBC, Jan. 1, Fridays at 10] •Frank the Entertainer…In a Basement Affair [VH1, Jan. 3, Sundays at 8] •Platinum Weddings [WEtv, Jan. 3, Sundays at 9] •Giuliana & Bill (season two) [Style, Jan. 3, Sundays at 9] •Worst Cooks In America [Food Network, Jan. 3, Sundays at 10] •Secrets of Aspen [VH1, Jan. 3, Sundays at 10] •The Bachelor 14 [ABC, Jan. 4, Mondays at 8] news •Be Good Johnny Weir [Sundance Channel, Jan. 4, Mondays at 10] •Blood, Sweat & Takeaways [Planet Green, Jan. 4, Mondays at 10] •The Biggest Loser 9 news [NBC, Jan. 5, Tuesdays at 8] •Wild Recon [Animal Planet, Jan. 5, Tuesdays at 9] •Last Restaurant Standing [BBC America, Jan. 5, Tuesdays at 9] •Man Vs. Wild [Discovery, Jan. 6, Wednesdays at 9] •Ghost Hunters International [SyFy, Jan. 6, Wednesdays at 9] •Conviction Kitchen [Planet Green, Jan. 6, Wednesdays at 10] •Shark Tank [ABC, Jan. 8, Fridays at 9] •Manhattan Marriage Project with Gino Filippone [TLC, Jan. 8, Fridays at 10] •Operation Wild [Planet Green, Jan. 8, Fridays at 10] •Celebrity Rehab 3 [VH1, Jan. 10, Sundays at 10] news •Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations [Travel Channel, Jan. 11, Mondays at 10] •Fantasia for Real [VH1, Jan. 11, Mondays at 10] •Let’s Talk About Pep [VH1, Jan. 11, Mondays at 10:30] •American Idol 9 [Fox, Jan. 12, Tuesdays and Wednesdays at 8] news •Our Little Genius [FOX, Jan. 13 at 9, Wednesdays at 9] •Little Miss Perfect 2 [WEtv, Jan. 12, Tuesdays at 10] •High School Reunion 6 [TV Land, Jan. 13, Wednesdays at 10] news •Solving History with Olly Steeds [Discovery, Jan. 13, Wednesdays at 10] •The First 48 [A&E, Jan. 14, Thursdays at 9] •Project Runway 6 [Lifetime, Jan. 14, Thursdays at 10] news •Carnie Wilson: Unstapled [GSN, Jan. 14, Thursdays at 10] •Models of the Runway [Lifetime, Jan. 14, Thursdays at 11] news •Pit Boss [Animal Planet, Jan. 16, Saturdays at 10] •The Buried Life [MTV, Jan. 18, Mondays at 10] •Millionaire Matchmaker [Bravo, Jan. 19, Tuesdays at 10] •Paranormal Cops [A&E, Jan. 19, Tuesdays at 10:30] •Meteorite Men [Science Channel, Jan. 20, Wednesdays at 9] •Jeff Probst’s Live for the Moment [CBS, Feb. 28 at 8, one episode] •Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew 5 [MTV, Jan. 28] •Taking The Stage [MTV, Jan. 28] •Kitchen Nightmares [Fox, Jan. 26 and Feb. 2 at 9, Fridays at 9 starting Jan. 29] news •Seducing Cindy [FOX Reality, Jan. 30, Saturdays at 9] •Four Weddings [TLC, Jan. 30, Saturdays at 10] February •RuPaul’s Drag Race 2 [Logo, February 1, Mondays at 9] •Kell on Earth [Bravo, Feb. 1, Mondays at 10] •Blood, Sweat & T-Shirts [Planet Green, Feb. 1, Mondays at 10] •The Michael Vick Project [BET, Feb. 2, Tuesdays at 10] •Shear Genius 3 [Bravo, Feb. 3 at 11, Wednesdays at 10] news •Undercover Boss [CBS, Feb. 7 following Super Bowl, Sundays at 9] •Celebrity Fit Club 7: Boot Camp [VH1, Feb. 8, Mondays at 9] •Survivor Heroes vs. Villains [CBS, Feb. 11, Thursdays at 8] news •The Amazing Race 16 [CBS, Feb. 14, Sundays at 8] news •Prison Wives [Investigation Discovery, Feb. 14 at 8, Wednesdays at 10] •Bullr

Songs with lots of poetic devices like metaphors, similies, personifications, alliterations ect. ect.? Like this song: Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging [Chorus:] First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by those who praise Control of population everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation [Chorus] Destruction leads to a very rough road But it also breeds creation And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar They're just another good vibration And tidal waves couldn't save the world From Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker than the rest There is no test But this is what you're craving

What is the psychology of lady gaga and her vapid millions of fans? any article on the b.s. act of 'lady gaga' - the psychology behind it. and what it says about the following. i mean, heck i could write a damn article about it. funny how the world works. brianwashing is such a potent material, you just have to wonder WHO is directing the pulsage. yes, brian washing.... afterword - i did find one article about how it is mostly a teen following. we call it "Celebrity worshiping syndrome." http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/alphabet-kids/201007/lady-gaga-and-her-10-million-facebook-friends-celebrity-worship-syndrome?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter However I am more interested in the basic core psychology is this phenomena because i don't think it is all teenagers that look up to her. that fact does disappoint me. i had more hope for the future. one would think with all the rage for new age readings (especially the ones on "how to become psychic!") would have substance and be worth all the money that Americans, especially, spend on them... But it is apparent that the opposite is true: people, teens, adults, children cannot see manipulation on a mass scale for what it is. Maybe we all, as a world, need to get out more. Experience is the best teacher, aye? (Not pop stars.) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ As for the songs the Lady gaga team puts out for us, they use stripped properties from various sciences to manipulate the mind of the listener. Whether or not lady gaga the one-woman act herself is aware of that fact, is of course unknown (or, debatable).

The roles each sign plays! Is it you? Ok, I'm bored and dont feel like looking up astrology so I thought I'd share some. Each sign has specific roles they play in life and those roles can be applied to the individuals of that sign. Yeah...this is fun for me lol. So read your stuff and tell me if it sounds like you or could be applied to you in some way. I'll pick a best answer somehow. Aries: The Pioneer, The Warrior, The Daredevil, The Competitor, The Leader, The Originator, The Champion. Taurus: The Builder, The Banker, The Singer, The Sensualist, The Provider, The Luxurist, The Possessor, The Materialist, The Foundation. Gemini: The Communicator, The Storyteller, The Reporter, The Informer, The Messenger, The Prankster, The Conversationalist, The Student. Cancer: The Protector, The Mother, The Homebody, The Nurse, The Caregiver, The Nurturer, The Defender. Leo: The King/Queen, The Entertainer, The Boss, The Celebrity, The Romantic, The Dramatist, The Party Goer, The Illumination. Virgo: The Analyst, The Server, The Worker, The Dietitian, The Pure One, The Critic, The Perfectionist, The Realist. Libra: The Charmer, The Diplomat, The Partner, The Socialite, The Lover, The Persuader, The Host/Hostess, The Artist, The Peacemaker. Scorpio: The Sleuth, The Manipulator, The Secret Keeper, The Hypnotist, The Magician, The Power Wielder, The Psychologist, The Transformer. Sagittarius: The Explorer, The Optimist, The Foreigner, The Philosopher, The Seeker, The Gypsy, The Wise Man/Woman, The Teacher. Capricorn: The President, The Businessman/Businesswoman, The Father, The Regulator, The Law, The Restricter, The Authority, The Pessimist, The Manager, The Achiever. Aquarius: The Humanitarian, The Reformist, The Social Worker, The Genius, The Mad Scientist, The Activist, The Rebel, The Anarchist, The Progressor, The Time Traveler. Pisces: The Dreamer, The Poet, The Mystic, The "Psychic", The Martyr, The Dancer, The Spirit, The Impressionist.

Survey! good luck actually finishing it! about 500 questions!!!? 1.What time is it? 3.Name? 4.Name spelled backwards? 5.What is your quest? 6.Nickname? 7.Age? 8.Hometown? 9.What were you born in? 10.Where do you live now? 11.What state? 12.Ever going to move? 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? 14.Birthdate? 15.When do you blow out your candles? 16.Day you were born? 17.Zodiac sign? 18.Do you know what that is? 19.Sex? 20.Height? 21.Weight? 22.Eye color? 23.Hair color? 24.Any siblings? 25.Names and ages? 26.Do you get along with them? 27.Any pets? 28.Names? 29.Parents? 30.Names? 31.Do you get along with them? 43. Do you want to answer these? 44.What school do you go to? 45.What year are you? 47.Hardest class? 48.Easiest class? 49.Most fun class? 51.Do you have classes with friends? 52.Do you have friends? 53.Do you go to school events? 54.What was the last event you went to? 55.Do you have school spirit? 56.Do you go to dances? In the Past day Have You? 71.Had a serious talk? 72. Hugged someone? 73.Fought with a friend? 74.Cried? 75.Laughed? 76.Made someone laugh? 77.Bought something? 78.Cut your hair? 79.Felt stupid? 80.Talked to someone you love? 81.Missed someone? Have-you-ever ? 83.Smoked? 84.Stolen something? 85.Done drugs? 86.Drank? 87.Gotten drunk? 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? 89.Been dumped? 91.Hiked up a mountain? 93.Been in love? 94.Seen the White House? 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? 96.Try smoking? 97.Played monopoly? 98.Seen Titanic? 99.Kissed someone? 100.Tried a weight loss program? 101.Jumped on a trampoline? 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 103.Had a bubble bath? 104.Been on a plane? 105.Been on a boat? 106.Been on a train? 107.Been in a car accident? 108.Ridden an elephant? 110.Played with Barbies? 111.Stay up all night? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? 116.Been afraid of the dark? 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 118.Had stitches? 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? 121.Lied? 122.Been arrested? 123.Fallen asleep in class? 124.Gotten in trouble in class? 125.Used food for something other than to eat? 126.Met a celebrity? 127.Broken the law? 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 129.Hated yourself? 130.Been brokenhearted? 131.Broken someone's heart? 132.Are you a virgin? 133.Done something really stupid? 134.Been arrested? 135.Hurt a friend? 136.Broken a bone? 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Favorite... 139.Guy name? 140.Girl name? 141.Nationality? 142.Color? 143.Holiday? 144.Day of the week? 145.Restaurant? 146.Fastfood restaurant? 147.Food? 148.Animal? 149.Pet? 150.Store? 151.Mall? 152.Clothes brand? 153.Soda? 154.Alcohol? 155.Instrument? 156.Season? 157.Number? 158.Radio station? 159.Song? 160.Sport? 161.Vacation spot? 162.State? 163.Country? 164.Flower? 165.Perfume? 166.Thing to do? 167.Actor? 168.Actress? 169.Saying? 170.Car? 171.Month? 172.Cartoon? 173.T.V.Show? 174.Website? 175.Book? 176.Quality about yourself? 180.Fruit? . 181.Vegetable? 182.Meat? 183.Quote? 184.Saying? 185.Type of movie? 186.Candy? 187.Language? 188.Magazine? 189.CD? 190.Store? 191.Movie? 192.Day of the week? 193.Singer? 194.Band? Misc. 196.Like to swim? 197.Like to dance? 198.Have a pool? 199.Have a car? 200.Going to get a car? 201.Your motto? 202.What do you look for in a friend? 203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? 204.Time you get up? 205.Time you go to bed? 206.What color are the sheets on your bed? 207.How many pillows? 208.Ever skip school? 209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? 210.What did you eat for dinner? 211.What are you wearing? 212.What movie makes you cry? 213.What book makes you cry? 214.What song makes you cry? 219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist? 221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? 222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? 224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? 227.How good is your short-term memory? 230.How good is your long-term memory? 237.What size are your feet? 238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? 239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? 240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? 241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? 242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? 243.Have you ever been romantical OH NO! well it was suppose to be 500 questions, apparently not enough room for it.....oh well

schizophrenia...? I have been digonised with sz. at 16 though everything related to sz. started at 14.I also have dyskinesia at 17 after taking several med. for sz.I used to hear sounds,see objects which r not there,had delusions and hallucinations.People always make fun of me(I am in high school) by calling me abnormal and by various other names.I thought a celebrity loves me, due to delusion.I sometimes think of commiting suicide if I don't get her.I find it difficult to interact with my peers though i can concentrate on my studies now.I also have frequent migraine headaches, I see something like an aura.In addition to that I have squint and blurred/double vision. People say I have some sort of out of the world powers I mean psychic (at times). What type of schizophrenia am I suffering from? Please do share your sz. stories. Thank you.

how to finish a sentence? Hi could you help me finish this sentence !!! i also have a list of words that are not the right answer if you could give me any possible answers it would be amazing thank you for you help, the sentence= As a matter of fact i travelled with a _____. here is a list of answers that are wrong= ALIEN AIRLINE AMBITION BABY BABYSITTER BACK BACKPACK BAG BAND BANG BANGER BEST BED BODYGAURD BOOK BOMB BOUNTY BIBLE BREEZE BROKEN LEG BUDDY CAMERA CARAVAN CAIN CAR CARNIVAL CAT CHAPERONE CHAUFFER CHEF CHEQUE CHILD CHOIR CELEBRITY COACH COLD COLLEAGUE CONDOM CONVEY CONSCIENCE COMPANION COMPASS CORPSE CREW CIRCUS CRIMINAL RECORD DUMMY DREAM DOCTER DOG DONKEY DOUBLE DIARY DICTIONARY DIETICIAN DESIRE ENTOURAGE EX CON FANTASY FAMILY FLAG FLASK FOOTBALL FOOTBALLER FRIEND FRIDGE GANG GAME GASMASK GOLF CLUB GOAL GOAT GROUP GUN GUITAR GUIDE GUIDE DOG GUSTO HAIRDRESSER HANGOVER HAT HEADACHE HEART HERD HOLD-ALL HORSE HUMP,br/>IDEA INTERPRETER INSTRUCTER JOURNILIST KANGAROO LADY LAMP LAPTOP LEPRECHAUN LICENSE LIST LOVER LUNATIC MADMAN MAGAZINE MAP MATE MAN MEMORY MENTOR MINDER MINOR MOBILE PHONE MONKEY MUPPETS MURDERER NANNY NOTION NOVEL NUN NURSE NUTRITIONIST PAL PARACHUTE PASSPORT PEN PHARE PHANTOM PHOBIA POSSY PORNSTAR PLONKER PICTURE PILGRIM PILLOW PURPOSE PRAYER PREACHER PROPHET PRIEST PRINCIPAL PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIST PSYCHIC RELATIVE REPLACEMENT ROYAL RICKSHAW RUCKSACK RUG SAT-NAV SCISSORS SCOOTER SCOTSMAN SHERPA SHRINK SMILE SMUGGLER SPARE SPIDER STAMP STRANGER STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK STRAWBERRY CAKE STROLLER STUDENT CARD SUITCASE STAR STYLIST SUNTAN TANGERINE TEACHER TEAM TENNER TENT THOUGH TICKET TOOTHBRUSH TOWEL TUTOR TRANSLATOR TRANVESTITE TRAINER TRAILER TRUCKER TUTOR VIBRATOR VISA VISION WAG WELLINGTON WILBURY WISH

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Longest survey ever (1st to complete it gets 10 points)? 1.What time is it? Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? 3.Name? 4.Name spelled backwards? 5.What is your quest? 6.Nickname? 7.Age? 8.Hometown? 9.What were you born in? 10.Where do you live now? 11.What state? 12.Ever going to move? 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? 14.Birthdate? 15.When do you blow out your candles? 16.Day you were born? 17.Zodiac sign? 18.Do you know what that is? 19.Sex? 20.Height? 21.Weight? 22.Eye color? 23.Hair color? 24.Any siblings? 25.Names and ages? 26.Do you get along with them? 27.Any pets? 28.Names? 29.Parents? 30.Names? 31.Do you get along with them? 32.Married or divorced? 33.How long? 34.Website? 35.Email? 36.AOL s/n? 37.Yahoo s/n? 38.ICQ? 39.MSN? 40.How many people are on your buddy list? 41.Phone number? 42.Personality? School 43. Do you want to answer these? 44.What school do you go to? 45.What year are you? 46.What are you? 47.Hardest class? 48.Easiest class? 49.Most fun class? 50.What day did school start? 51.Do you have classes with friends? 52.Do you have friends? 53.Do you go to school events? 54.What was the last event you went to? 55.Do you have school spirit? 56.Do you go to dances? 57.Stag or with someone? Relationships 58. Do you want to answer these? 59.Have a significant other? 60.What is their name? 61.How old are they? 62.How long have you been going out? 63.Have you been faithful? 64.Do you have a crush? 65.Who? 66.Do they know you like them? 67.You ever going to tell them? 68.Do you have an online crush? 69.Who? In the Past 24 Hours Have You? 70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? 71.Had a serious talk? 72. Hugged someone? 73.Fought with a friend? 74.Cried? 75.Laughed? 76.Made someone laugh? 77.Bought something? 78.Cut your hair? 79.Felt stupid? 80.Talked to someone you love? 81.Missed someone? Have-you-ever ? 82. You want me to tell you? 83.Smoked? 84.Stolen something? 85.Done drugs? 86.Drank? 87.Gotten drunk? 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? 89.Been dumped? 90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? 91.Hiked up a mountain? 92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? 93.Been in love? 94.Seen the White House? 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? 96.Try smoking? 97.Played monopoly? 98.Seen Titanic? 99.Kissed someone? 100.Tried a weight loss program? 101.Jumped on a trampoline? 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 103.Had a bubble bath? 104.Been on a plane? 105.Been on a boat? 106.Been on a train? 107.Been in a car accident? 108.Ridden an elephant? 109.Made a web page? 110.Played with Barbies? 111.Stay up all night? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? 114.Watched Jerry Springer? 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? 116.Been afraid of the dark? 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 118.Had stitches? 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? 121.Lied? 122.Been arrested? 123.Fallen asleep in class? 124.Gotten in trouble in class? 125.Used food for something other than to eat? 126.Met a celebrity? 127.Broken the law? 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 129.Hated yourself? 130.Been brokenhearted? 131.Broken someone's heart? 132.Are you a virgin? 133.Done something really stupid? 134.Been arrested? 135.Hurt a friend? 136.Broken a bone? 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Favorites 138. Why do you want to know? 139.Guy name? 140.Girl name? 141.Nationality? 142.Color? 143.Holiday? 144.Day of the week? 145.Restaurant? 146.Fastfood restaurant? 147.Food? 148.Animal? 149.Pet? 150.Store? 151.Mall? 152.Clothes brand? 153.Soda? 154.Alcohol? 155.Instrument? 156.Season? 157.Number? 158.Radio station? 159.Song? 160.Sport? 161.Vacation spot? 162.State? 163.Country? 164.Flower? 165.Perfume? 166.Thing to do? 167.Actor? 168.Actress? 169.Saying? 170.Car? 171.Month? 172.Cartoon? 173.T.V.Show? 174.Website? 175.Book? 176.Quality about yourself? 177.Your best friend? 178.Your best guy friend? 179.Your best girl friend? 180.Fruit? . 181.Vegetable? 182.Meat? 183.Quote? 184.Saying? 185.Type of movie? 186.Candy? 187.Language? 188.Magazine? 189.CD? 190.Store? 191.Movie? 192.Day of the week? 193.Singer? 194.Band? Misc. 195.Why are you so curious? 196.Like to swim? 197.Like to dance? 198.Have a pool? 199.Have a car? 200.Going to get a car? 201.Your motto? 202.What do you look for in a friend? 203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? 204.Time you get up? 205.Time you go to bed? 206.What color are the sheets on your bed? 207.How many pillows? 208.Ever skip school? 209.Have you ever be

10points for whoever finishes the poll first? 1.What time is it? Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? 3.Name? 4.Name spelled backwards? 5.What is your quest? 6.Nickname? 7.Age? 8.Hometown? 9.What were you born in? 10.Where do you live now? 11.What state? 12.Ever going to move? 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? 14.Birthdate? 15.When do you blow out your candles? 16.Day you were born? 17.Zodiac sign? 18.Do you know what that is? 19.Sex? 20.Height? 21.Weight? 22.Eye color? 23.Hair color? 24.Any siblings? 25.Names and ages? 26.Do you get along with them? 27.Any pets? 28.Names? 29.Parents? 30.Names? 31.Do you get along with them? 32.Married or divorced? 33.How long? 34.Website? 35.Email? 36.AOL s/n? 37.Yahoo s/n? 38.ICQ? 39.MSN? 40.How many people are on your buddy list? 41.Phone number? 42.Personality? School 43. Do you want to answer these? 44.What school do you go to? 45.What year are you? 46.What are you? 47.Hardest class? 48.Easiest class? 49.Most fun class? 50.What day did school start? 51.Do you have classes with friends? 52.Do you have friends? 53.Do you go to school events? 54.What was the last event you went to? 55.Do you have school spirit? 56.Do you go to dances? 57.Stag or with someone? Relationships 58. Do you want to answer these? 59.Have a significant other? 60.What is their name? 61.How old are they? 62.How long have you been going out? 63.Have you been faithful? 64.Do you have a crush? 65.Who? 66.Do they know you like them? 67.You ever going to tell them? 68.Do you have an online crush? 69.Who? In the Past 24 Hours Have You? 70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? 71.Had a serious talk? 72. Hugged someone? 73.Fought with a friend? 74.Cried? 75.Laughed? 76.Made someone laugh? 77.Bought something? 78.Cut your hair? 79.Felt stupid? 80.Talked to someone you love? 81.Missed someone? Have-you-ever ? 82. You want me to tell you? 83.Smoked? 84.Stolen something? 85.Done drugs? 86.Drank? 87.Gotten drunk? 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? 89.Been dumped? 90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? 91.Hiked up a mountain? 92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? 93.Been in love? 94.Seen the White House? 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? 96.Try smoking? 97.Played monopoly? 98.Seen Titanic? 99.Kissed someone? 100.Tried a weight loss program? 101.Jumped on a trampoline? 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 103.Had a bubble bath? 104.Been on a plane? 105.Been on a boat? 106.Been on a train? 107.Been in a car accident? 108.Ridden an elephant? 109.Made a web page? 110.Played with Barbies? 111.Stay up all night? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? 114.Watched Jerry Springer? 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? 116.Been afraid of the dark? 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 118.Had stitches? 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? 121.Lied? 122.Been arrested? 123.Fallen asleep in class? 124.Gotten in trouble in class? 125.Used food for something other than to eat? 126.Met a celebrity? 127.Broken the law? 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 129.Hated yourself? 130.Been brokenhearted? 131.Broken someone's heart? 132.Are you a virgin? 133.Done something really stupid? 134.Been arrested? 135.Hurt a friend? 136.Broken a bone? 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Favorites 138. Why do you want to know? 139.Guy name? 140.Girl name? 141.Nationality? 142.Color? 143.Holiday? 144.Day of the week? 145.Restaurant? 146.Fastfood restaurant? 147.Food? 148.Animal? 149.Pet? 150.Store? 151.Mall? 152.Clothes brand? 153.Soda? 154.Alcohol? 155.Instrument? 156.Season? 157.Number? 158.Radio station? 159.Song? 160.Sport? 161.Vacation spot? 162.State? 163.Country? 164.Flower? 165.Perfume? 166.Thing to do? 167.Actor? 168.Actress? 169.Saying? 170.Car? 171.Month? 172.Cartoon? 173.T.V.Show? 174.Website? 175.Book? 176.Quality about yourself? 177.Your best friend? 178.Your best guy friend? 179.Your best girl friend? 180.Fruit? . 181.Vegetable? 182.Meat? 183.Quote? 184.Saying? 185.Type of movie? 186.Candy? 187.Language? 188.Magazine? 189.CD? 190.Store? 191.Movie? 192.Day of the week? 193.Singer? 194.Band? Misc. 195.Why are you so curious? 196.Like to swim? 197.Like to dance? 198.Have a pool? 199.Have a car? 200.Going to get a car? 201.Your motto? 202.What do you look for in a friend? 203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? 204.Time you get up? 205.Time you go to bed? 206.What color are the sheets on your bed? 207.How many pillows? 208.Ever skip school? 209.Have you ever be it was suppose to be 500 question but all of it didn't post

Ever wanted to annoy the pizza guy? I hunted this down at request from an email. I will say that this is a GREAT idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have tried out a few!!!!!!!!! don't be scared to email, guys, I don't bite!! XD enjoy!! Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?" Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music. Answer their questions with questions. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) Ask for chips/fries with everything! Ask for extra homo-sapien Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. Ask if the pizza has had its shots. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. Ask if them if they get a free date with one of the staff if you make order over $30. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese. Ask the man/woman if they can sculpt the pizza into your favorite celebrity. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue. Ask to see a menu. Ask what the order taker is wearing. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. Backwards pizza your order Be vague in your order. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. Change your accent every three seconds. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word." Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?" Eliminate verbs from your speech. Engage in some serious swapping. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your time of day wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up Haggle, HAGGLE, HAGGLE!!!!!! Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." If (s)he suggests a side order, ask why (s)he is punishing you. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it." If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. If you live next door or on the same block as the pizza place, ask them to deliver with their pizza truck. Imitate the order taker's voice. Keep telling the order taker about the other pizza place you sued last year. Laugh every minute or two, mention the cat in the microwave! Learn the topping codes or abbreviations and use them instead of the name (e.g. pp instead of double pepperoni). Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'." Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Order a one-inch pizza. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. Order a steamed pizza. Order term life insurance. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." Order using lines from different movies (Luke, I am your "customer"-Darth Vader) Order while using an electric knife sharpener. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable. Order your pizza, singing in falsetto! Pass the phone around to everyone in the house -- have each person change the order a little. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. Play a sitar in the background. Psychoanalyze the order taker. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. Put them on hold. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented. Rent a pizza. Repeat every third third word twice Report a petty theft to the order taker. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. Say-your-order-as-fast-as-possible. Say, "Are you sure this is Pizza Palace? When they say yes, say, "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, Pizza Palace, start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" Say, "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD. Spill out your life story and ask them to they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up! If they say no, repeat your story until they say yes. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Palace, Take 1, and. . . action!" Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't." State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get. St-tt-t-utter, b-b-bb-badly Stutter on the letter "p." Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he' fired. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." Try to talk while drinking something, gurgling into the phone. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. When ordering a pizza, burst out in tears every two minutes When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?" When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math." When ordering, don’t use prepositions (the, as, on, is, if…so on) When ordering, mix up your sentence – “Pizza Palace hello there is this?” and so on. And I’m not done yet, guys!!!! Trust me, I have many more up my sleeve. This was from GetAmused.com, by the way! Keep the ideas coming!! If you’re not comfortable with email, post in comments!!!

First one to fill this in gets 10 points, and it will be hard? 1.What time is it? 3.Name? 4.Name spelled backwards? 5.What is your quest? 6.Nickname? 7.Age? 8.Hometown? 9.What were you born in? 10.Where do you live now? 11.What state? 12.Ever going to move? 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? 14.Birthdate? 15.When do you blow out your candles? 16.Day you were born? 17.Zodiac sign? 18.Do you know what that is? 19.Sex? 20.Height? 21.Weight? 22.Eye color? 23.Hair color? 24.Any siblings? 25.Names and ages? 26.Do you get along with them? 27.Any pets? 28.Names? 29.Parents? 30.Names? 31.Do you get along with them? 43. Do you want to answer these? 44.What school do you go to? 45.What year are you? 47.Hardest class? 48.Easiest class? 49.Most fun class? 51.Do you have classes with friends? 52.Do you have friends? 53.Do you go to school events? 54.What was the last event you went to? 55.Do you have school spirit? 56.Do you go to dances? In the Past day Have You? 71.Had a serious talk? 72. Hugged someone? 73.Fought with a friend? 74.Cried? 75.Laughed? 76.Made someone laugh? 77.Bought something? 78.Cut your hair? 79.Felt stupid? 80.Talked to someone you love? 81.Missed someone? Have-you-ever ? 83.Smoked? 84.Stolen something? 85.Done drugs? 86.Drank? 87.Gotten drunk? 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? 89.Been dumped? 91.Hiked up a mountain? 93.Been in love? 94.Seen the White House? 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? 96.Try smoking? 97.Played monopoly? 98.Seen Titanic? 99.Kissed someone? 100.Tried a weight loss program? 101.Jumped on a trampoline? 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 103.Had a bubble bath? 104.Been on a plane? 105.Been on a boat? 106.Been on a train? 107.Been in a car accident? 108.Ridden an elephant? 110.Played with Barbies? 111.Stay up all night? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? 116.Been afraid of the dark? 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 118.Had stitches? 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? 121.Lied? 122.Been arrested? 123.Fallen asleep in class? 124.Gotten in trouble in class? 125.Used food for something other than to eat? 126.Met a celebrity? 127.Broken the law? 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 129.Hated yourself? 130.Been brokenhearted? 131.Broken someone's heart? 132.Are you a virgin? 133.Done something really stupid? 134.Been arrested? 135.Hurt a friend? 136.Broken a bone? 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Favorite... 139.Guy name? 140.Girl name? 141.Nationality? 142.Color? 143.Holiday? 144.Day of the week? 145.Restaurant? 146.Fastfood restaurant? 147.Food? 148.Animal? 149.Pet? 150.Store? 151.Mall? 152.Clothes brand? 153.Soda? 154.Alcohol? 155.Instrument? 156.Season? 157.Number? 158.Radio station? 159.Song? 160.Sport? 161.Vacation spot? 162.State? 163.Country? 164.Flower? 165.Perfume? 166.Thing to do? 167.Actor? 168.Actress? 169.Saying? 170.Car? 171.Month? 172.Cartoon? 173.T.V.Show? 174.Website? 175.Book? 176.Quality about yourself? 180.Fruit? . 181.Vegetable? 182.Meat? 183.Quote? 184.Saying? 185.Type of movie? 186.Candy? 187.Language? 188.Magazine? 189.CD? 190.Store? 191.Movie? 192.Day of the week? 193.Singer? 194.Band? Misc. 196.Like to swim? 197.Like to dance? 198.Have a pool? 199.Have a car? 200.Going to get a car? 201.Your motto? 202.What do you look for in a friend? 203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? 204.Time you get up? 205.Time you go to bed? 206.What color are the sheets on your bed? 207.How many pillows? 208.Ever skip school? 209.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? 210.What did you eat for dinner? 211.What are you wearing? 212.What movie makes you cry? 213.What book makes you cry? 214.What song makes you cry? 219.Have you ever seen The Exorcist? 221.Does Christmas music played too far away from Christmas annoy you? 222.How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 223.What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? 224.What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? 227.How good is your short-term memory? 230.How good is your long-term memory? 237.What size are your feet? 238.If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? 239.Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going "blind"? 240.Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? 241.Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? 242.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? 243.Have you ever been romantical

Did anyone watch Dr. Keith Albow sHow today with the psychic twins? What were their celebrity predictions? I missed it. I did find on a wedsite that they did say Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will have another child but divorce in 4-5 years. Britney Spears will marry 2 more times and Brad and Angelina will adopt another child. Did they predict anymore? Thanks

what does my dream mean? i had a dream about taylor lautner, well it started with me walking to the mall then i saw taylor lautner so i ran up to him, he tried to run away but i grabbed his belt, and then he just stopped and we linked arms, then all of a sudden we were at my house. he grabbed me and kissed me for about 5 seconds (i felt it), then i pushed him away,he just looked at me. then my sisters came in and then they talked, and i felt very awkward trying to hide the fact that we kissed. then out of no where selena gomez came and taylor lautner just walked off with her, as shocked as i was i just didn't do anything. then i walked in on them kissing they looked and went at it again. then it felt like hours she left and she never came back, he started to drink at lot of alcohol. he wouldn't stop. then she called him to go have dinner. i over heard so i went to go see what it was. i got dressed with a white dress and white shoes. i asked my dad for the keys but he said doll par tan had it, i was like omg dolly ! she was in my dads car with some random dudes, so then i asked can you drive me to this restaurant, she said "i cant honey" so i just got in and gased it, when i got there i realized it was my best friends house, so i went in and i saw an indian restaurant and a Chinese take away, so i just went in the restaurant and told dolly to wait in the car, so i walked in and saw then in the back in a booth, then i got up took a microphone and jumped on the counter and said "Taylor we need to talk" then i heard him say "i don't want to talk to you !" i felt really sad, then selena gomez came and said i have better boobs then you and she started to flash at me so i said whatever have you seen these. then this sumo wrestler came and was like yelling at us and i saw jackie chan and some assassins ready to kill him. i got scared then realized it was a dream then woke up. can anybody please tell me why i had this dream or why there were so much celebrities. and just WHY? im very confused. (i have had psychic dreams before i dont know if this is one of them) im only 13. i had this dream on 22 december 2009 please no stupid comments !

Do I have psychic abilities? Ok, well I think I have heard spirits before and I think I have intuition. Hearing spirits: I was camping, but I slept in the car. I was just thinking with my eyes closed (it was night time so I was trying to sleep) and then i hear these voices. It was just like hearing humans but there were none around. The thing that confuses me is that it wasn't a conversation, I just heard phrases and questions. But im not sure if they meant to ask me the questions or some other spirit. This only lasted nearly a minute. Intuition: 1: I was on the phone to a friend and I thought I should look at the sky tonight. That night a rare thing happened 2 planets aligned and made a smiley face with the moon. 2: We were camping and the day before we went i had a feeling some thing would go wrong with the car. The next day dad checked the lights on the trailer to find the break lights weren't working. 3: We were playing celebrity heads when we were camping and we had to guess who my mum was. She was giving clues and it popped into my head that the persons first name was Jerry. I was going to ignore it but I couldn't so I asked my mum if the first name was Jerry and the celebrity was Jerry Le Louis. (I had never heard of this person before)

is it possible that Im connecting with the dead? I posted something yesterday about being really connected with people who have passed on, mainly celebrities. (basically after their gone I have a really strong bond with them) I can't explain it in any other way, When Im alone in my room, I never feel alone, just becuase I can't see someone doesnt mean their not there, and I know Im never alone, I can just sense it, is it possible I just have a few Psychic abilities? basically The two main ones I can feel are steve irwin and heath ledger..both with young kids they've left behiind and people I look up too, I dont know if that has anything to do with anything but yeah.

During the 2 weeks after the election is over, what will everyone be saying? I honestly believe that the media will be filled with: 1) I guess America wasn't ready for a black preisident 2) Many cries of 'racism' 3) RECOUNT 4) Republicans cheated/It was rigged 5) Only because Palin is a woman... 6) 4 more years of Bush 7) Celebrities promising to leave the country in droves 8) Libs screaming about Women's Rights (without realizing that 'Women's Rights' encompass MANY things...not abortion) 9) McCain's too old, he's going to die 10) "Hillary 2012" Play psychic for just a minute...What do you see for those 2 weeks? Please esxcuse the typo...Can't edit it lol...And then I did it again...Need to sleep soon

I believe my friend has a serious metal disorder.? For the past 2 years my friend has been going through bouts of strange behavior. The first time I recall this happening she disappeared from the social world for about a month and bought $500 worth of marijuana with her High School graduation money. She smoked through it alone for an entire month and started to believe some strange things. She said that she believed that God was speaking to her and that she was worried her fate was to be murdered by a serial killer. She dramatically burst out in tears and shouting when our two friends, herself, and me pulled into a Psychic's parking lot to have our palms read. After this she attempted to tell us all a story about God speaking to her but she kept losing her train of thought. A 5 minute story lasted a good 40 minutes because she kept stopping and saying, ".....uhm.....and.....uhm.....so....yeah...........what was I saying?" This was a little over one year ago. Recently my friend has gone through another bout of "insanity". She has lost her sense of time and blacks out. She found herself inside a casino looking for her "friend" Lady Gaga's (the singer) hotel room. She said that she thought she was famous and that other celebrities were following her around looking for her. She ended up inside of an elevator wondering how the buttons worked when a man invited her to his house. She went to his house and woke up the next morning there, unscathed apparently. She also has been making rap videos and taping herself. She takes this very seriously and wears a wig. She can't sing worth shit either but she believes she is going to be a famous rapper. She is obsessed with Lady Gaga it seems. She has also been showing up and peoples houses at strange times and staying. She came to my house recently and nearly pushed my daughter off my bed (10 month old) and called her a "dumbass". She has also been a strange person but things have been elevated for a year or two. She has done ecstasy, acid, and marijuana. The ecstasy and acid have been recently. Her mother has been in a rehab facility for years and I suspect her mother drank/did drugs while my friend was in utero. I don't think this is schizophrenia since it isn't constant. She is sane for about 3/4 of the year and then completely insane for 1/4. She gets scary and she needs help. I apologize for miss spelling mental. It sort of ruins the entire question.

The longest survey ever!!! whoever answers the most of these will get best answer? I dont think anyone is going to finish this one though!!! 1.What time is it? Personal 2.Do you want to answer these? 3.Name? 4.Name spelled backwards? 5.What is your quest? 6.Nickname? 7.Age? 8.Hometown? 9.What were you born in? 10.Where do you live now? 11.What state? 12.Ever going to move? 13.Would you rather live somewhere else? 14.Birthdate? 15.When do you blow out your candles? 16.Day you were born? 17.Zodiac sign? 18.Do you know what that is? 19.Sex? 20.Height? 21.Weight? 22.Eye color? 23.Hair color? 24.Any siblings? 25.Names and ages? 26.Do you get along with them? 27.Any pets? 28.Names? 29.Parents? 30.Names? 31.Do you get along with them? 32.Married or divorced? 33.How long? 34.Website? 35.Email? 36.AOL s/n? 37.Yahoo s/n? 38.ICQ? 39.MSN? 40.How many people are on your buddy list? 41.Phone number? 42.Personality? School 43. Do you want to answer these? 44.What school do you go to? 45.What year are you? 46.What are you? 47.Hardest class? 48.Easiest class? 49.Most fun class? 50.What day did school start? 51.Do you have classes with friends? 52.Do you have friends? 53.Do you go to school events? 54.What was the last event you went to? 55.Do you have school spirit? 56.Do you go to dances? 57.Stag or with someone? Relationships 58. Do you want to answer these? 59.Have a significant other? 60.What is their name? 61.How old are they? 62.How long have you been going out? 63.Have you been faithful? 64.Do you have a crush? 65.Who? 66.Do they know you like them? 67.You ever going to tell them? 68.Do you have an online crush? 69.Who? In the Past 24 Hours Have You? 70. Do you wonder why I'm asking these questions? no 71.Had a serious talk? 72. Hugged someone? 73.Fought with a friend? 74.Cried? 75.Laughed? 76.Made someone laugh? 77.Bought something? 78.Cut your hair? 79.Felt stupid? 80.Talked to someone you love? 81.Missed someone? Have-you-ever ? 82. You want me to tell you? 83.Smoked? yes 84.Stolen something? 85.Done drugs? 86.Drank? 87.Gotten drunk? 88.Eaten an entire box of Oreos? 89.Been dumped? 90.Had someone be unfaithful to you? 91.Hiked up a mountain? 92. Stayed home on Saturday night, just because? 93.Been in love? 94.Seen the White House? 95.Seen the Eiffel Tower? 96.Try smoking? 97.Played monopoly? 98.Seen Titanic? 99.Kissed someone? 100.Tried a weight loss program? 101.Jumped on a trampoline? 102.Colored in a coloring book (and had fun)? 103.Had a bubble bath? 104.Been on a plane? 105.Been on a boat? 106.Been on a train? 107.Been in a car accident? 108.Ridden an elephant? 109.Made a web page? 110.Played with Barbies? 111.Stay up all night? 112.Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? 113.Called a psychic or sex hotline? 114.Watched Jerry Springer? 115.Gotten in trouble for talking in class? 116.Been afraid of the dark? 117.Been in the hospital (not visiting)? 118.Had stitches? 119.Dumped someone and regretted it? 120.Gone out with more than one person at a time? 121.Lied? 122.Been arrested? 123.Fallen asleep in class? 124.Gotten in trouble in class? 125.Used food for something other than to eat? 126.Met a celebrity? 127.Broken the law? 128.Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? 129.Hated yourself? 130.Been brokenhearted? 131.Broken someone's heart? 132.Are you a virgin? 133.Done something really stupid? 134.Been arrested? 135.Hurt a friend? 136.Broken a bone? 137.Ever had a crush on a teacher? Favorites 138. Why do you want to know? curious. 139.Guy name? 140.Girl name? 141.Nationality? 142.Color? 143.Holiday? 144.Day of the week? 145.Restaurant? 146.Fastfood restaurant? 147.Food? 148.Animal? 149.Pet? 150.Store? 151.Mall? 152.Clothes brand? 153.Soda? 154.Alcohol? 155.Instrument? 156.Season? 157.Number? 158.Radio station? 159.Song? 160.Sport? 161.Vacation spot? 162.State? 163.Country? 164.Flower? 165.Perfume? 166.Thing to do? 167.Actor? 168.Actress? 169.Saying? 170.Car? 171.Month? 172.Cartoon? 173.T.V.Show? 174.Website? 175.Book? 176.Quality about yourself? 177.Your best friend? 178.Your best guy friend? 179.Your best girl friend? 180.Fruit? . 181.Vegetable? 182.Meat? 183.Quote? 184.Saying? 185.Type of movie? 186.Candy? 187.Language? 188.Magazine? 189.CD? 190.Store? 191.Movie? 192.Day of the week? 193.Singer? 194.Band? Misc. 195.Why are you so curious? 196.Like to swim? 197.Like to dance? 198.Have a pool? 199.Have a car? 200.Going to get a car? 201.Your motto? 202.What do you look for in a friend? 203.What do you look for in the opposite sex? 204.Time you get up? 205.Time you go to bed? 206.What color are the sheets on your oh and if you think these questions are kinda weird, they might be because i didnt make them up. i just started reading them right now and they are kinda strange! lol

What would you do if you discovered everything you know now was an illusion? Now obviously most of what we perceive as reality is an illusion to a certain sense, at least here in High School. Too frequently people are caught up in what they think is the "now" when their focus remains upon things that were never meant to be anything more than the past. The minor details they take into account: Boyfriend issues, celebrities, etc. But what if life was, by literal translation, an illusion? Consider both of the following: 1) You awake to find that you are an "alien" and that your life as a human was all just a figment of an overly active, extra terrestrial imagination. There is no such thing as human. Also, in dreams the most ridiculous things can seem rational. What if you discovered mathematics, literature, science and all of the other subjects were really composed of a bunch of gibberish? Having finally awakened, you recognize that the whole ordeal was a vivid nightmare/hallucination. What is your initial reaction? Or, option number two: 2) You snap out of this reality to discover you are in a mental institution and life is entirely different from what you believed. Nothing you remember (the 9/11, who was elected president, wars…) actually occurred so you cannot pretend to be psychic either. Consider carefully on both, give good responses. The best will be selected.

Songs with lots of poetic devices like metaphors, similies, personifications, alliterations ect. ect.? Like this song: Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers Psychic spies from China Try to steal your mind's elation Little girls from Sweden Dream of silver screen quotations And if you want these kind of dreams It's Californication It's the edge of the world And all of western civilization The sun may rise in the East At least it settles in the final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Celebrity skin is this your chin Or is that war your waging [Chorus:] First born unicorn Hard core soft porn Dream of Californication Dream of Californication Marry me girl be my fairy to the world Be my very own constellation A teenage bride with a baby inside Getting high on information And buy me a star on the boulevard It's Californication Space may be the final frontier But it's made in a Hollywood basement Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station And Alderon's not far away It's Californication Born and raised by those who praise Control of population everybody's been there and I don't mean on vacation [Chorus] Destruction leads to a very rough road But it also breeds creation And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar They're just another good vibration And tidal waves couldn't save the world From Californication Pay your surgeon very well To break the spell of aging Sicker than the rest There is no test But this is what you're craving

100 ways to order a pizza the fun way...? 100 ways to order a pizza the fun way... 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM. 11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread." 15. Stutter on the letter "p." 16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) 17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. 19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented. 21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. 22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings. 23. Change your accent every three seconds. 24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?" 26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't." 27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 28. Rent a pizza. 29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener. 30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. 32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." 33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 36. Imitate the order taker's voice. 37. Eliminate verbs from your speech. 38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." 39. Play a sitar in the background. 40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. 41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music. 42. Ask to see a menu. 43. Quote Carl Sandberg. 44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. 45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. 47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!" 50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?" 51. Psychoanalyze the order taker. 52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again. 53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. 56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired. 57. Report a petty theft to the order taker. 58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs. 62. Try to talk while drinking something. 63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 66. Be vague in your order. 67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." 68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. 69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff. 70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." 71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get. 72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that. 74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage. 75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. 76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. 78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 79. Put them on hold. 80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'." 82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. 83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math." 85. Haggle. 86. Order a one-inch pizza. 87. Order term life insurance. 88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable. 90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. 91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed. 92. Engage in some serious swapping. 93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word." 94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired. 95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you. 96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots. 97. Order a steamed pizza. 98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up. 99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, 100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."