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Free Fortune Teller Knowledge Base

what is a good free fortune teller website? i would like to know my fortune, i would like it to be free and i would like to do it over the computer without talking to a real person. Know any good websites?

Does anyone know a free fortune teller number i can call and dont charge or ask of credit cards? My boyfriend has been calling a fortune teller and asks things and he finds out things about me and im like damn! lol I really wanna see how smart these people are...i do believe in them but i cant find a reliable number to call.They usually ask for credit card stuff and umm no! so please if you have a number i can call please let me know... =]

where can i find a real free fortune teller? I've looked buy i either have to pay, or it's some computer. real as in a real person, not a computer.

i have to chat with a fortune teller free how will i get? i have to chat with a fortune teller ofcourse freely online.from which site i could get this opportunity?

free fortune teller ONLINE? i would love to visit a website FOR FREE and be told about my future by a fortune teller BUT im sooo poor and i dont have money... so do anyone know a good FREE site where a fortune teller tells you your future ? thanksss

does anyone know of a free fortune teller online that works? just wondering. i cant get the Ouija board online to work

where i can find a free real fortune teller? I've looked buy i either have to pay, or it's some computer. i didn't ask for why i shouldn't believe them, or if they are real or not. i just wanna know where can i find a free one, a real person, not a computer.

were can i find a good free fortune teller ? i wanna kno a few things i live in tucson arizona

where i can find free fortune teller who can give accurate detail and remedies? my detail is as dob-27/04/1976 time -0929 in morning place- gaya/bihar/india

Is there a online fortune teller for free anywhere? I want to get my fortune done

I want to buy a house but i dont kno if i should. i need a free fortune teller online that will tell me.? i need a fortune teller that will tell me if this is a good time to make an investment as big as buying a house. and if its the best thing to do too. thanks

where can i have a free online fortune teller?

Does anyone know a free fortune teller that is accurate????

free online fortune teller? i live in worcester ma. and every october my dad and i go to salem which everyone should know is famour for the salem witch trials.theres are manyyyyy fortune tellers there that i go to and i had a specific question that she answered well and her naswers seemed to fit beacause certain things happened.but now something else is bothering me to death about the same subject and i realy cant wait until october beacause that will be to late.where something online thats is totally free and they wont mail things to my addres or anything.if they send me emails is fine but it has to be totally secret because my mother will like.freak cuz of our religion.plz help asap? : (

Free psychic/fortune teller in Nottingham? I'm really interested in seeing some form of fortune teller (palmist/tarot card reader, it doesn't matter) however would rather see someone who doesn't charge money. Could someone recommend me a good fortune teller?

Can someone help me find a Fortune Teller? I really want to see an online fortune teller. My life is very complicated right now. I just see want to see what my future has in store for me. So if any one can just tell me a free accurate fortune teller. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN!

Where is a good place for a free online fortune teller?

Anyone know free online fortune teller? GIVE ME THE WEBSITE PLEASE... if you gonna leave commet saying.. *oh you shoudnt go on websites like that its not good* then dont cause am just going to ignor you.. so dont wast your time oki =) PEACE

Where can I find a fortune teller or psychic for free online? I dont really believe in the psychic but just want to know if they say the truth. or can someone tell me my future.. im a piscis

where can i find free fortune tellers online? withpuy having to sign up or put in your birthdate and name and all that stuff *without

is anybody a free practicing psychic/fortune teller? if you are please let me know, i have so many questions that need answered...if so please free to e-mail or IM me..

Fortune teller site? Just for fun.....? Can you recommend a free fortune teller website? I'm thinking of maybe a site that works like one of those Crazy 8 Balls that you ask a questions ("Will I win the Lottery tomorrow?", shake the ball, and then it comes up with something stupid like "Maybe", "Definitely Yes", "Ask again later." etc. Thanks, Mr. *blinks at picture* umm... Resistor. O.O

Fortune teller and lack of iron? Okay, well it sounds creepy but my mom won this thing to go see a free fortune teller, and she went today. Apparently the guy told her I am going to get a blood test and find out I have lack of iron, and then will be put on pills. Can anyone explain this to me? How accurate is this man? How long will I be on the pills for? Will they make me gain or loose weight? What is this called? Would this explain why I usually have no energy and feel very tired? THANKS A LOT :) I'm gessing I have 'anaemia' ?

Are there any REAL psychics or fortune tellers that are free on the internet? I have had a lot of bad **** happen to me lately. I have been praying and stuff but it gets worse. I saw a psychic years ago that said this would happen. I cant afford one now, but would like to get a free reading.

If you have free will, how come a good fortune teller can look at your face and know exactly what you think?

real fortune teller plz? is there any site that has a real fortune teller free?

are there free online fortune tellers? ive always wanted to have a fortune teller tell well my fortune i was wondering if there is any website that is legit and can answer my questions

Any free online fortune tellers? Anyone know of any free online fortune tellers that could predict my future? Please only tell me true, reliable ones :) x

I'm looking for a psychic/fortune teller who will offer their services for free online...? If you are one of these people, let me know.

is there any free online real, genuine fortune tellers? i am really curious to find out about my future but i really dont have the money to pay to go see a fortune teller as i am a student so i was wondering if there is a FREE online one that i can find out about , answer please , thankyouuu xxoxoxox

Who is the most reliable online fortune teller? I am interested to know my fortune based on my date of birth. I want to know if there is someone who tells me my fortune free of cost!

Good fortune teller ? Does anyone no of a good on-line fortune teller that is free and is not a fake and is usually right ?

Any online fortune tellers that will help me for free? I would absolutely love to get my fortune told, but not over the phone because of all of the hassle of credit card charging, and money issues. I don't want to give a person I don't know my money, let alone my credit card number! lol Anyway, if you, or anyone you know, is a fortune teller - i would like to have my fortune told! Thanks, Hunter.

I went to this fortune teller and she read my palm..is this true? She said that i was going to become famous. I have always wanted to do something in TV or movies and i'm a very superstitious person so I sort of believe her. She wasn't one of those phone fortune tellers she was for free. And she said that real fortune tellers are for free. Everyone says that I will probably become famous because of my acting talent (I have won a lot of prizes). Whats your thought on this? Did anything a Fortune Teller tell you come true? I never told her anything before and she doesn't know me

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Psychic/fortune teller - Have you done it before? Most people would say they're fake but I'm more interested in those people who actually does believe in them. I had a lady who came and gave me a free fortune palm reading thing and it was all real except she said that I was a good runner and a good sports person and I laugh. I had a bad knee so I cant run and all I do is sit there because I'm too lazy to stand up LOL then she said I have a german sheperd dog around me and I actually had a german sheperd who pased away. So have you had any experience with them before

Where can i find a fortune teller online? i've heard of some good one. but no one told me what the site was. I'm looking for a FREE one. please just answer my question. i'd rather not hear bull answers from people, i understand everything you would say, k?

are there any good real psychic fortune tellers, or astrologers online that can tell fortune for free?

there any fortune tellers or physicics? Are there any FREE fortune tellers out their that can read me or whatever? my email is emilykuhn92@yahoo.com i'm very intersted

How much does an average psychic.fortune teller reading cost? And is it accurate??? I'm 18 and I don't care much about death or that nonsense because no one lives forever but I have other issues, if you're someone that can read fortunes online free of charge I'd be most grateful! =] damn it, you could at least give a guy the courtesy of not ridiculing his curiosity!

Is there any websites that have real free psychics? Looking for a website that has real free psychic people/ or fortune tellers.

What can fortune readers tell when they do your Numerology? My friend is Gypsy and her friend is a fortune teller, she is giving me the Numerology reading for free but I was just wondering what kind of stuff she can find out with it. Can she find stuff out about love, marriage, occupation and how long does a Numerology reading usually take?

Any Fortune Tellers on Yahoo Answers willing to give me a free reading tonight? Please..... Thanks can you do me a ten card reading? and I would generally like to know about my business future....I'm hoping to start a small business here in the near future....Also about love??? Can you email my reading to blipster69@yahoo.com??

Dream interpretation, Gypsy fortune teller? Anyway, I came out of the wagon and there was a young family with a young boy named “Bob”, whose fortune I was supposed to tell. I told them the fortune telling was free. (Yet somehow I knew tipping was expected). Bob picked a penny and I looked at both sides. It was a coin that I was unfamiliar with. It was as if both sides were tails. I held Bob’s hand and closed my eyes(in the dream) and started to tell Bob’s fortune. I was in an old-fashioned gypsy wagon. I was fortune teller in a travelling carnival(or perhaps the state fair?). I was sifting through a jar of pennies. The pennies were to give to the people I was to tell the fortune to. I think their fortune was supposed to rub off on the penny. Also, I could tell something about the fortune by looking at the penny they chose. . I saw a city start to form in my mind’s eye. It was the downtown area of Oklahoma City as seen from the west(our vantage point perhaps). It zoomed in on the downtown area with the skyscrapers. They were beautiful and I could recognize some of the buildings in the skyline. Then the vision panned to the south side of Oklahoma City, where the river is. I saw a cruise ship(ocean-liner) that was shipwrecked and damaged. This was out of place in OKC. Then I saw some damaged buildings as if damaged by a tornado or bomb. This was a little disturbing. I was telling them the fortune as I was seeing it. I didn’t want to tell them them everything, so I stopped. Bob’s father was crying at this point. I don’t know why. Then, the mother and father started to argue a bit. He had planned to go downtown, but she didn’t know about that plan. He said something about tripping acid downtown. The dream kind of ended then. I have never had my fortune told or ever met a gypsy in my life. Read the second paragraph first, the first paragraph second, and the last part last. . The visions were very vivid almost like a lucid dream, but it was not a lucid dream. I’ve had many of those before. No my life has been going the best it has in years. This fortune seemed to not be for me, but for someone else. I was the fortune teller.

Writing on fortune teller's playing cards? I was talking to my friend the other day and fortune telling came up in our conversation and she said her aunt was a fortune teller, and she was one of the best of the best. I asked her what was the fortune telling tool she used, she said a deck of cards, I asked tarot and she said no, just an ordinary deck of playing cards, but her aunt had written something on each card(On the top and bottom, i think). i asked my friend if she knew what she wrote on the cards, but she was really young at the time and can't remember. Her aunt died years ago and my friend said that in her will she wanted the cards to be buried with her and they were... so, does anyone out there know what my friends fortune telling aunt might have written on her cards? Thanks :D Oh, here is some stuff my friend said her aunt could do. She told me how a woman came to her to get her fortune told and did the shuffling of the cards routine, and the aunt said that the woman would get an important letter in the mail the next day and even gave her the time, and she was 100% right. She also said her aunt could forecast the weather, exactly what your future holds, what the past held, "read minds", tell locations, tell a baby's gender and with excruciating detail who someone was going to fall in love with/marry (she couldn't give names but only features, clothes and personality) and all sorts of other stuff, all with the cards. she said her aunt didn't want people to become dependant on her fortunes so she had a strict limit of 1 reading and 2 questions per person every other day , and she did it all for free.

Psychic/Fortune Teller? Okay, Let me begin by saying that I have felt crazy for the past few days. Anyway—As far back as I can remember it seems like I’ve always had bad luck. I really don’t know if this is true for everyone, or if I’m one of the extreme cases. I’ve always felt as if something was holding me back, preventing me from thinking. My mother passed away merely 3 years ago, unexpectedly, no one really knows what happened, other than one day she went missing, and 6 months later her body shows up in a river 70 miles west of where she was last seen. So, I was shopping yesterday, feeling very vulnerable, and I noticed this sign for a fortune teller near the mall where I was (Huntington, WV) So I go in and get a reading. Please excuse me if I’m not using the correct verbiage that she did, but I hope someone can understand what this lady told me—she told me I’d have a long life, money and what not. She also said that I have a demon inside me.. She said I was an old soul, and good hearted, but the demon wont let me rest. She said for 225.00 she could do a spiritual cleanse and free me of the demon. She mentioned that I always have bad luck—which seems to be true, but who doesn’t, ya know? She claimed to have spoke w/ my mother, she said my mother died of an injury to the head. Anyway, what exactly does a spiritual cleanse consist of? She said that one was not enough for me, that I would need 3—they’re 75.00 each.

I think my girlfriends future reading by a fortune teller is true..? Well she was in Japan for about six days and she said that a fortune teller said she should travel the North East from Japan... The prediction was done by two different Japanese fortune tellers... So that would mean go to America to study, because Northeast of Japan is the United States... So I was wondering am i going to lose my girlfriend? She didnt answer me back on any of my love messages i have sent throughout the six days she has been in Japan. Right now im in Fukouka, Japan. And have been doing alot of thinking. I think that its better for me leave her because I think its better for her future. I love her and therefore I think I need to set her free to achieve her dreams. I doubt that I will be able to attend the same university in the states because I am most likely just going back to Texas by transferring from an Korean university for my future. Her feelings for me doesnt seem to be not that strong.. So I guess its a good thing to do.... She called me and told me that she bought me a gift from Japan... The fact that she saw a fortune teller is making me feel that she is not happy with her current life. Especially twice... Anyways give me your answers....

How do you read your own palm? Where is your love line and life line and all of those lines on your hand located and how can you read them? Is there a free online fortune teller or any reliable website? Thank you ;)

Can you tell the Futur at all? I would like to know something about myself please. Are you a free fortune teller?

Is there a dependable free stock alert site, which really predicts the future bursting stocks? Is there a free penny stock or just any stock alert site which has proven over and over with it's consistent successful predictions? When I say predictions, I don't mean a fortune cookie teller or Nostradamus just throwing balls out there, I mean a site that actually does some research and analysis. Thank You very much.

where can i find a fortune teller online? i've heard of some good one. but no one told me what the site was. I'm looking for a FREE one. please just answer my question. i'd rather not hear bull answers from people, i understand everything you would say, k? and blonde. everything you said was wrong...

Need a Good Fortune Teller...!!!!? I need one in Sydney or a free online one...!! Please help......!!

a website that you can ask a question for free and the answer is really true; what is it called? i heard of a website that you can ask questions and the answer is true its some thing like a fortune teller but i don't have the siltiest idea of what is is called if you know of and website of this kind please let me know thank you!

is there a way for your future to be read for free online and be accurate? Or is anyone a fortune teller that I can answer some questions.

Are there any chinese fortune tellers or non-european fortune tellers online? I would like to request a free reading.... If you are correct in your conjecture, I'll send you money. If you are incorrect, you get no money.

Fortune tellers?? Does anyone know a fortune teller or psychic reader that is free and reliable???

Do Jews believe in Fortune Tellers? Their religion, as I gather from here and elsewhere, leaves so much room for free expression. What then are the beliefs regard Fortune Tellers and clairvoyants? Is it against your Judiasm or permissible?

does anyone know any free fortune tellers?

Are there any fortune tellers willing to give me a free reading? :)? I have a couple concerns in my life currently that I would like to figure out and have some guidance for. In the love department, I have never had much luck, especially with those types that just seem perfect. I have a thing for a boy that used to like me, but ever since he found out I had feelings for him, he grew very distant. Is there anything going for me here? And then in the money department. My family is really struggling, ever since my father left. Will we get a break? I would like to hear my general tarot reading, or one on love, or one on money, or both. Whichever you feel comfortable with! :)

fortune tellers or tarot readers? is there anybody who is a fortune teller or a tarot reader. if so could you please give me a free look on what my future would be like?

Wiccans/Psychics/Fortune tellers/Believers, I want your opinion? This fortune teller that I hired, forced me into a corner and insisted that I NEEDED to remove my love interest's best friend who she says is in love with him and I agreed to let her do it... And now, I notice that there is an extremely attractive woman in his university that I think he's in love with... I think the bond he has with his best friend could pull him away from her, I wouldn't succeed in doing that... Should I tell a christian that I did this and ask him to pray against the spell that the fortune teller cast? What are the repurcussions of me resolving someone's free wil and interfering with the natural order of things?

Psychics I messed up. What do I do now? ? So this guy is completely out of my league. and we started kissing and making out on a regular basis. He was calling me twice a week and coming over to hang out. Some things changed though: First when I called him he would deliberately not be availble to answer the phone, then he ignored me when I asked for his e-mail address and msn contact, after not hearing from in 3 weeks for no apparent reason, I sent him a phone call and he rejected my call. I am wandering what happened that he would reject my call. If maybe he heard some of the gossip and rumours about me. or if he thinks I have mental illness and not sound emotionally. or if he thinks I'm the same idiot that I was when he first met me. or if someone (I have an enemy told him I was obsessed with him) or if I somehow pissed him off. I've been trying to find free fortune tellers who can give me a reading to let me know what's going on. Anyway. I was angry when I discovered that he's been ignoring all my phone calls for the last 3 months. I called him a perverted jackass (even though I saw him naked and went along with it) who acted and behaved like an insecure child and I told him I would never speak to him again. How can I call him or have any kind of contact with him after saying that? He is the only guy for me. but he's broken the lines. and cut me out of his life. I think he got the impression I was obessessed with him because I called him so often or maybe he just didn't like the idea of a girl chasing after a guy. Are there any psychics or fortune tellers who can enlighten me on this situation or do you have any friends who might be gifted in this way?

Do you believe in fortune tellers? I never really believed in them before I met this fortune teller who's a friend of my dad's friend (he did it for me for free) He told me about my past and my future. I have no idea if I should believe him about my future or not. But EVERYTHING he said about my past was right!!! I was so freaked out. He just asked for my birth date, what time I was born and he looked at my palms. And he started telling me all these stuff that's already happened. He was right about everything. He even told me that I like Art, drawing and desiging which is absolutely right. He also told me more but I don't you guys would wanna read becaue it'll be too long. So do you believe in fortune tellers? I see that some of yall are saying that sometimes fortune tellers can tell what you like by looking at you. But fortune teller i met was different from the others. I got beaten up at school ages ago last year on a monday. And he told me that there was something bad happened to me last year 1 or 2 days before tuesday. WOW! what do you say to that?

For those of you who believe in fortune tellers. Is there hope? We undressed and made out. and I went form seeing him once a month to twice a week. Then one day he just cut of all contact with me, without any explanation or reason. When I called him he would hang up the phone. My friend does free tarot readings, and consults familiar spirits, she told me that I would hear from him October 23rd and I believed her because the 23rd is a thursday, and thursday is the only day of the week that I dont' work. The odds of the fortune teller guessing this correctly are 1 in 7 but about 2 hours ago, he deleted me from his friend's list on facebook. I was angry at him when I discovered that he was deliberately ignoring me, I swore at him and told him I'd never speak to him again. and now it seems like he has closed the door in my face one last time. Do you think there's any chance of us being together now? In other words is their any possibility for the fortune teller's prediction to be fulfilled in my life in that he will actually call me october 23rd?

Please answer this question? Hey are there any fortune teller for free please tell me and help me I want to know about my love life Thank you xxx

Online Psychic Help now? im looking for a decent psychic online....or fortune teller....prefurable free

what site is this now???? its where you can put in your features of you and your spouse and you see what you baby is going to look like and a site 4 free with a fortune teller thats real talking to you

i need a love spell that works well please? hi me and my girlfriend of four years split over three months ago. as you can see in the photos we were a really good couple together and we really had a great relationship. i am still upset and really cant stop thinking about her at all no matter what i do it all her. i really love her and now i am certain i really want to spend the rest of my life with her and i would love to get opportunity to try with her again. she told me she loves me and all but she does not want to try again as of yet but she said she would again. however i may have cancer and i would like to try with her now as i am certain i love her and that she is the person that i really want in life and i want to spend everyday i have with her. she said to me that she does not feel like she wants to be with anyone else. now i know i am only 24 and you may say that i am young but i am really certain that she is the one for me. i have gone through a lot in the life i have had so far plently of heartache and plently of hard work and put myself through college for five years so i deem myself to be well educated and to be sensible and mature for my age. i have never met a nicer woman in the world and the ordeal i am going through whether it is cancer or not it is life changing and i want to spend my life with her i am sure of that and i believe she loves me too. just she is afraid of being hurt again like she was after she broke up with me. i really want her back before i die if worst comes to worst please if you see it in your heart to help me please do as i would be extremely grateful.i understand i may be messing with karma and all but really want her before i get really ill with this. i not messing with free will as fortune teller have told me she is returning to me start of next year but she also said she saw me dying within the next 18 months. i relly need someone to cast the spell quickly for me. please please help me if you can. genuine answers only.

Can someone give me a free tarot reading? i left my job just to avoid a married man whom i completely fell in love with. i had given him cold shoulders, reason why he can't pursue his intentions on me. it's been 2 years and yet whenever i visit a tarot reader/fortune teller he still appears and says that he's still in love with me. do you think is this true? is he having an affair with any other woman, possibly someone i know? i prayed hard to forget him but i am really having a hard time. we haven't talked and seen each other for over 20 months now. i am now studying to enable me to work abroad and eventually forgive and forget him? what can you say about this? i will appreciate if you can give me guidance. thanks. thanks for the prompt reply, miss julieviolette. i have chosen number 22, being the date we last saw each other. waiting for your reading...

Are there are any chinese or non-european FORTUNE TELLERS online? I would like to request a free reading.... If you are correct in your conjecture, I'll send you money. If you are incorrect, you get no money.

Do you believe in fortune tellers, have you had any thing come true? Hi, I used this question title to find someone on Yahoo Answers. I answered this same question for someone yesterday and I had a girl named Audrey send me a request for a reading on my website. If you are reading this Audrey, your email address was wrong and i need you to email me again with the correct one. I have your reading ready to go. This was the only way I could think to contact you. Sorry I know it's crazy. By the way I'm a reader and I do readings for free, visit my profile for my site address.

can sum1 help wid my dream? i dreamt that i was in a mall and my mom gave me a coupon on a free visit to a fortune teller. and i did, but i cant remember what the fortune teller told me. help pls.?

Psychics Please Answer My Question(s)? Sometimes, I'm asking questions about my life and it just confuses me. Can a real fortune teller / psychic help me for FREE ? BTW, I don't want answers to those people who aren't real psychics at all. They say stuff like, "I'm a non-believer" or sometimes answers with fake comments saying, "Let me look in my crystal ball...." Well if you are a real psychic, email me and prove to me that you are real. Please, and thank you. :)

My Friend Said Something To Me- What Does This Mean? I am the type of girl who sits in lessons and only speaks when spoken to. Very shy- but today I decided to speak up. It was maths 4 lesson. This guy who sits in front of my had made one of those fortune tellers. On one of the flaps it said for a free hand job, talk to Jess (My mates name). Well she crossed her name out and replaced it with Claire (me). This boy had done the fortune teller and it said "For a free hand job, talk to Claire". He said to me "Claire can we meet at 6 for this hand job?" And I knew what he ment then because he showed me and I just went "Nah, can't make it then- 5 OK?". Usually I would just put my head down and go red but I didn't. The on the way to tech (5th Lesson) then Jess said to me "I don't like you being confident, I prefered you being shy". She is the most two-faced person you will ever meet, and I'm pretty sure she talks about me behind my back but without her I got nobody to go with in English. What did she mean by this?

We are moaning under all sorts of sufferings, and we spend lots of money to buy? useless advices from fortune tellers. Why don't we seek for the Divine Educator Who is giving us free lessons for a better life?

webkinz pig? the special free item for the pig is a pig fortune teller statue thing. i sold mine to the w shop by accident how do i get it back??? also how do i get the welcome balloon back?

Please Help? What are good websites to learn how to read fortunes? Or do you know how to? Its for my bros birthday who is turning 14. Its a boy girl halloween party and he asked me to be the fortune teller. PLease help! I want something off of the internet, that is free and not a book.

I mistakingly signed up? For this thing, where 'Zoltar' a fortune teller sends you txt messages on your phone concerning your horoscope. We assumed it was free. Yeah me and my friends are sad. Anyways, now I am getting charged. I think it came from one of those Internet ads that you have to watch while something loads. Anyways, what can I do?. Also, we picked Cancer, which we are not.

Anyone for webkinz trade???!!!? Anyone want free webkinz items? i want to trade with peoples and i NEED the 1. ATV 2.ANY RARE ITEMS 3.GO CART 4.BOWLING ALLEY 5.WATER PARK 6.LAMBORGINIE I have the......... 1. Purple lava lamp 2. Hot air balloon 3.Husky Bed 4. Pig's fortune teller 5. Ice Cream Tree 6. Neon Tree 7. Hippo's Tub 8. Love puppy's Couch 9. Frog's Water Bed 10. Bull Frog's Chair 11. Panda's Fridge 12. Monkey's Couch 13. Funky Chair 14. Rice paper room dividers 15. Yorkies Couch 16. Two year Two trophies 17. Eight Apple Chairs 18. Four Orange Slice Tables 19. Rare Country Living THEME 20. Fruit Hat 21. Vortex Storage unit now if you want to trade add me my user name is missfroggy95 and write on here what you got and what you want love yall kassie

Pun-shment 3? 1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal. 4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be charged stalking. 5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard, he did a number on it. 7. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

What is a *****lexophile******..............? HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A . The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

How can I stop my gay boyfriend to argue with me all the time? I have been in a relationship with my boi for 6 months, we live together and I carry most of the expenses, which is fine for now. He claims he loves me and I can feel that from him but he is absolutely obsessed about it. He is very insecure about myself in regards to cheating, for which there are absolutely no grounds. I have never cheated on him but he keeps on asking third parties about 'men' behavior and it is litterally killing our relationship. After talking to him and trying to clear things up, giving ourselves a bit of peace of mind, there is always something to argue about. He has tried to walk away from me 5 times with no good results. I just don't pay attention to what he is doing and remind him that he is free to do whatever he wants. In the past week, he 'consulted' 3 different people, including my best friend and a fortune teller........this is nuts.....and honestly I don't know what to do to stop him from not trusting me. I would appreciate any comments .

Do you like to play with word's? if so, you will enjoy this, let me know what u think,thank you.? HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES You might get a chuckle ... Humor for Lexophiles ..... [or people who suffer from that dreaded disease Lexophilia (Lovers of Words)] I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. You are stuck with your debt if you can 't budge it. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done -end-

Do you believe that some people have psychic abilities? We undressed and made out. and I went form seeing him once a month to twice a week. Then one day he just cut of all contact with me, without any explanation or reason. When I called him he would hang up the phone. My friend does free tarot readings, and consults familiar spirits, she told me that I would hear from him October 23rd and I believed her because the 23rd is a thursday, and thursday is the only day of the week that I dont' work. The odds of the fortune teller guessing this correctly are 1 in 7 but about 2 hours ago, he deleted me from his friend's list on facebook. I was angry at him when I discovered that he was deliberately ignoring me, I swore at him and told him I'd never speak to him again. and now it seems like he has closed the door in my face one last time. Do you think there's any chance of us being together now?

What do the lyrics of "The War Is Over" by Phil Ochs mean? the title is saying that the war is over. but i was reading more about this song, and it says that this is a protest song written during the vietnam war. any thoughts? the lyrics: Silent Soldiers on a silver screen Framed in fantasies and dragged in dream Unpaid actors of the mystery The mad director knows that freedom will not make you free And what's this got to do with me I declare the war is over It's over, it's over Drums are drizzling on a grain of sand Fading rhythms of a fading land Prove your courage in the proud parade Trust your leaders where mistakes are almost never made And they're afraid that I'm afraid I'm afraid the war is over It's over, it's over Angry artists painting angry signs Use their vision just to blind the blind Poisoned players of a grizzly game One is guilty and the other gets the point to blame Pardon me if I refrain I declare the war is over It's over, it's over So do your duty, boys, and join with pride Serve your country in her suicide Find the flags so you can wave goodbye But just before the end even treason might be worth a try This country is to young to die I declare the war is over It's over, it's over One-legged veterans will greet the dawn And they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn And the gargoyles only sit and grieve The gypsy fortune teller told me that we'd been deceived You only are what you believe I believe the war is over It's over, it's over

Animal Crossing: City Folk (Wii) Questions!? OK 1.) How can you tell if Redd is selling a Fake Painting? How can you tell if it is Real? 2.) How big will your house get? how much bigger and how much? 3.) Does the Fortune teller just say something random, or Will it come true? How does it Work? 4.) Do you have Pics or Video of the Biggest/Nicest house that includes the WHOLE set of the GracieGrace Furniture? 5.) Do you have a Nice site that lists All the Hairstyles? 6.)In the city, there is one building were ther are wood planks covering a door. The Shoe Shiner Boy sits there, What is that Place, can you get in it? 7.) When do you know each time GracieGrace Visits her Store? Were doe she go? What about the Balloon Guy and Shoe shiner, When do they visit? Feel free to star ;) 10 points best answer!

Humour for lexophiles? I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground The dead batteries were given out free of charge. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine . When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead the dough basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

questions that i wish i knew the answer to? How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? Can you cry under water? If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are Helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care? if you know any of the answers please feel free to tell me i would really like to know

decanates in 12 signs? I found this website about decan of 12 signs, but is it mean decan in my sagittarius sun sign or rising sign? also in the description, the author often use "he" instead of she, does that mean the decan only applies to men but not women? Sorry, im new to decan Saravali By Kalyana Varma Ch. 50. Effects Of Decanates 1-3. DECANATES IN ARIES. One born in the first decanate of Aries will be charitable, be a thief, be splendourous, will have checkered prosperity, be fierce in battle (or in quarrels), pleasing in appearance and will inflict punishment on relatives. If born in the second decanate of Aries, he will be attached to females, will wander, be interested in carnal pleasures and music, be intelligent, be endowed with friends and wealth, be good-looking and will have an eye on women's property. If born in the third decanate of Aries, he will be virtuous, will fault others, be fickle minded, mighty, will serve a king, be attached to his own men, be very righteous and honourable, but not learned. 4-6. DECANATES IN TAURUS. If the birth be in the first decanate of Taurus, one will be fond of food and drinks, be tormented due to separation of his wife, endowed with robes and ornaments and will act according to the desires of his wife. If the birth be in the second decanate of Taurus, one will be beautiful, liked by women, will have large lips, be endowed with beauty and wealth, firmly wealthy, intelligent and attached to mean women. If the birth be in the third decanate of Taurus, one will be skillful, be not very fortunate, be valorous, dirty and will repent after spending money. 7-9. DECANATES IN GEMINI. One born in the first decanate of Gemini will have broad and excellent limbs, be wealthy, lofty, deceiving, virtuous, sportive, honoured by the king and be a good speaker. One born in the second decanate of Gemini will be miserly, dreaming, conquered by the fair sex, self respected, endowed with co-born, fickle-minded, sportive and tormented by many diseases. One born in the third decanate of Gemini will hate women, will have a large head, will have enemies, be lofty, will possess rough nails and will not have firm wealth. 10-12. DECANATES IN CANCER. One born in the first decanate of Cancer will honour Brahmins and Gods, be fickle-minded, fair in complexion, will help others, be intelligent, pleasing in appearance, will possess a fortunate wife and be himself fortunate. One born in the second decanate of Cancer will be miserly, dreaming, conquered by the fair sex, self-respected, endowed with co-born, fickle minded, sportive and be tormented by many diseases. One born in the third decanate of Cancer will lose his firmness to females, be wealthy, intent on living in foreign places, fond of wine, be virtuous, will have liking for forests wine, have diseased eyes and will like garlands etc. 13-l5. DECANATES IN LEO. One born in the first decanate of Leo will be liberal, will maintain people, will conquer his enemies, will have abundant wealth, many wives and good friends, will serve many kings and be very mighty. One born in the second decanate of Leo will perform beneficial acts, be liberal, firm, fond of quarrels, happy, will follow the rules of Vedas and be intelligent. One born in the third decanate of Leo will be a miser, will steal others' wealth, be free from sickness, hard-hearted, very intelligent, roguish, will have a narrow physique, be pre-eminent and will have many children. 16-18. DECANATES IN VIRGO. One born in the first decanate of Virgo will be dark in complexion, will speak affably, be modest, lofty, beautiful, will gain wealth through females, be ominous and will have a long head and honey coloured eyes. One born in the second decanate of Virgo will be bold, will live in foreign places, be skillful in fine arts, fables and battles, be garrulous, will honour Vedic teachings and be dear to forest tribes. Birth in the third decanate of Virgo indicates one enjoying music and other's wealth. He will be dear to king, short in stature and will be endowed with large head and large eyes. 19-21. DECANATES IN LIBRA. If the Ascendant be in the first decanate of Libra, one will be akin to Cupid in physical charm, be skillful, will enjoy travels, be dark in complexion, fond of arts and business, will fulfill appointed tasks and be very learned. If the Ascendant be in the second decanate of Libra, one will have eyes of the lotus-kind, be charming, affable in speech, valorous, famous and will perform acts to increase the reputation of one's race and family. If the Ascendant be in the third decanate of Libra one will be fickle minded, crafty, ungrateful, crooked, will lose friends and wealth and will not be very intelligent. 22-24. DECANATES IN SCORPIO. If birth be in the first decanate of Scorpio, the native will be fair in complexion, firm in disposition, fierce in temperament, interested in battle, broad-eyed, fat and broad physiques and fond of promoting quarrels. One will be fond of purified food, be skillful, will have rolling eyes, be gold-coloured in complexion, splendourous, endowed with other's wealth, virtuous and skillful in arts, if the Ascendant be in the second decanate of Scorpio. One born in the third decanate of Scorpio will be devoid of beard, mustache etc., be torturous, will have tawny eyes and large belly, be an assailant, will incur loss of brothers and will possess long hands and brave heart. 25-27. DECANATES IN SAGITTARIUS. One born in the first decanate of Sagittarius will have a round face and round eyes, be chief among his men, will advance due to his own efforts, will have good conduct and be soft in disposition. If the birth be in the second decanate of Sagittarius, one will be expert in Shastras, be a good speaker, will perform hundred yagnas (i.e. many sacrifices), will have knowledge of Mantras, be excellent in disposition and will visit many shrines. If born in the third decanate of Sagittarius, one will be chief of his relatives, be skillful, will always take to virtuous path, be sensuous, will enjoy other women, be charming, famous and successful. 28-30. DECANATES IN CAPRICORN. One born in the first decanate of Capricorn will have long hands, be dark in complexion, charming, famous, crafty, sparing in speech, be conquered by ladies, will perform superior acts and be wealthy. One born in the second decanate of Capricorn will have a small face, be fickle minded, will steal the wealth of other women, skillful, be a fortune-teller, be liberal and will suffer from diseases of the feet. One born in the third decanate of Capricorn will be garrulous, dirty, emaciated, long-limbed, devoid of father and will be reduced to evils in foreign places. 31-33. DECANATES IN AQUARIUS. One born in the first decanate of Aquarius will be endowed with wife, honour and fame, be very efficacious, lofty, devoted to his duties, wealthy and will serve a king. If born in the second decanate of Aquarius, one will be a miser, be skillful, sweet, fair complexioned, tawny and broad eyed, will earn wealth through amusement, will speak unhesitatingly, be intelligent and will be endowed with many friends. If born in the third decanate, one will be tall in stature, crafty, valorous, emaciated, short-armed, be endowed with sons and wealth, hard-hearted, will tell many lies, be crooked in nature, will have afflicted eyes and will have knowledge of sexology. 34-36. DECANATES IN PISCES. If the Ascendant is in the first decanate of Pisces, one will have honey coloured and tawny eyes, be fair in complexion, very learned, will perform virtuous deeds, be happy, will undertake trips by sea etc. and be modest. If it be the second decanate of Pisces, one will be skillful in serving the fair sex, will eat purified food, will enjoy others' wealth, be sensuous, dear to females and virtuous people and be an excellent person. If born in the last decanate of Pisces one will be dark in complexion, be skillful in arts, will have wide feet, will be generous with friends and will consume purified food and drinks. 37. Thus spoke of the decanates the preceptors well-versed in that branch. Should the Sign holding the decanate be strong, or be aspected by its Lord, these effects will mature in full.

Do you like a play on words? > > HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES > (LOVERS OF WORDS): > > I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. > Then it hit me. > > Police were called to a day care where > a three-year-old was resisting a rest. > > Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was > cut off? > He's all right now. > > > The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table > was Sir Cumference. > > The butcher backed up into the meat grinder > and got a little behind in his work. > > To write with a broken pencil is pointless. > > When fish are in schools > they sometimes take debate. > > The short fortune teller who escaped from prison > was a small medium at large. > > A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. > > A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. > He became a hardened criminal. > > Thieves who steal corn from a garden > could be charged with stalking. > > We'll never run out of math teachers > because they always multiply. > > When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. > > > The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. > > He did a number on it. > > > The professor discovered > that her theory of earthquakes > was on shaky ground. > > The dead batteries > were given out free of charge. > > If you take a laptop computer > for a run you could jog your memory. > > A dentist and a manicurist > fought tooth and nail. > > A bicycle can't stand alone; > it is two tired. > > A will is a dead giveaway. > > Time flies like an arrow; > fruit flies like a banana. > > A backward poet writes inverse. > > In a democracy it's your vote that counts; > in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. > > Acupuncture: > a jab well done. >

the bible tells us? not to seek out witches, fortune tellers, etc,etc,.. so then what the hell is with the bible codes? that told [or] showed things that have happened? whoever wrote the bible had knowlege of the future. its just so friggin weird. why would and how could it be in the bible? dont we have ''free will''? if god didnt want us to look into the future why did he put hidden codes of the future?