Mystical Angels

Does anyone know how they write daily horoscopes?

And I don't mean 'with a pen'. I'm just curious as to who knows how they are made up. Could someone please enlighten me? (for the record; I do know how daily horoscopes are made up, I'm just being annoying again and curious to see who else came to the same final conclusion I came to so many years ago *insert innocent face here*) I know horoscopes aren't... but horoscopes and astrology are two completely different things ^.^

Public Comments

1. I think they totally make them up....there is no rhyme or reason.
2. My grandmother used to write horoscopes for a national newspaper, her method: Made up positive and negative things. As simple as that. No astrology, no science behind it. Just a bunch of made up situations.
3. Just some drunk guy typing at his computer. Horoscopes are not real.
4. i write the horoscopes for my local newspaper there are many ways to write horoscopes i think of daily situations and on internet astrology sites wich contain star signs humours,how outgoing they are ect and what weather they like and from that i come up with an overall daily hroscope.(Some people may feel mad that i do this but i am not payed alot and don't have enough time to sit and discover everything myself as i'm full time animal rescuer)!!!!!!!!!!
5. well it starts by looking at the daily transits, involves looking at the aspects they make with the sun signs and tracking which houses they are in for each sun sign... with a very general approach to it to make it easily accesible for the masses. and of course alot of interpretation.
6. It's creative writing gone amuck.