Mystical Angels

some of lifes unanswered questions 2......any answers??

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet? The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming? Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them? Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why is the word abbreviation so long? If a word is mispelled in the dictionary, is it mispelled? And if it is mispelled, how would we know?-AML Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? If you are dialing from a touch-tone phone, Why do you call it 'dialing'? -Ziggy Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear? If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why do you go "back and forth" to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? How is it possible to have a civil war? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Why on Earth, with over 3/4 of our planet covered by water, don't we call it 'ocean'?--Ziggy Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Public Comments

1. very interesting
2. shahaha very good ps....its 'misspelt'
3. No.1- Because Wal Mart started their prices so high , every day they take off one pence and they still haven't reached 0 yet!
4. exhausted reading but enjoyed the philosphy..lol! +star for you.
5. If we should 'look before we leap' why do we say 'he who hesitates is lost'.
6. ok
7. hahaha
8. wow
9. ah
10. +star u're becommin so wise .. gettin old miss u
11. Good point to all.
12. ok