1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal. 4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be charged stalking. 5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard, he did a number on it. 7. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.