Mystical Angels

Pun-shment 3?

1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal. 4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be charged stalking. 5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. 6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard, he did a number on it. 7. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Public Comments

  1. very nice.
  2. Good ones, free of charge, but very positive in humour content! no questions asked! no questiion about it!
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