Mystical Angels - Do you like a play on words?

Do you like a play on words?

> > HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES > (LOVERS OF WORDS): > > I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. > Then it hit me. > > Police were called to a day care where > a three-year-old was resisting a rest. > > Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was > cut off? > He's all right now. > > > The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table > was Sir Cumference. > > The butcher backed up into the meat grinder > and got a little behind in his work. > > To write with a broken pencil is pointless. > > When fish are in schools > they sometimes take debate. > > The short fortune teller who escaped from prison > was a small medium at large. > > A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. > > A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. > He became a hardened criminal. > > Thieves who steal corn from a garden > could be charged with stalking. > > We'll never run out of math teachers > because they always multiply. > > When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. > > > The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. > > He did a number on it. > > > The professor discovered > that her theory of earthquakes > was on shaky ground. > > The dead batteries > were given out free of charge. > > If you take a laptop computer > for a run you could jog your memory. > > A dentist and a manicurist > fought tooth and nail. > > A bicycle can't stand alone; > it is two tired. > > A will is a dead giveaway. > > Time flies like an arrow; > fruit flies like a banana. > > A backward poet writes inverse. > > In a democracy it's your vote that counts; > in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. > > Acupuncture: > a jab well done. >

Public Comments

Those are good!
hilarious, took me a while for some, but good job!
Love them all well done......
yes those are nice but what's really important is that: In Soviet Russia car drives you. and Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poems read you
hehe ... they were gud
Those are good and creative =)
i love it i laughed all the way through
yes i do.here is one for you.a woman wanted it to snow on jer wedding day but it didn't,on her honeymoon she got 8 inches.
Cool, thanks for sharing.
Thanks, I like the 'click' that happens in my brain after reading each one