Mystical Angels - if you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?

if you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? Can you cry under water? If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? What's the difference between a novel and a book? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Do penguins have knees? Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? Can you cry underwater? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? Why are red buttons always the most important? How is chess considered a sport? Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? Would you die if you didn't pee? Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man? How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? Could you be a closet claustrophobic? Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Where do all the daylight savings hours go? Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Can you slam a revolving door? How young can you be, but still die of old age? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Can you read a picture book? Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? What shape is the sky? If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"? How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk? How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it? If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap? You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care? Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple? If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ? Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date? If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out? Can bald people get a hair line fracture? Why do they put holes in crackers? How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings? Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them? Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing? If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach? Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off? Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads? Why can't liquor freeze? If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down? How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age? Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of? What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? Who was in the kitchen with Dina? Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it? How old does something have to be to become an antique? Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework? Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? Do babies produce more spit than adults? How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes? Do cows have calf muscles? Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not? If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players? If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? If you died with braces on would they take them off? If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself? Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot? Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? Have ex-punsters been expunged? Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional? Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed? Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? Have ex-bankers become disinterested? Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? no they don't wanna be right and i thought it would be fun to get a free 20 pts bu ti guess not ok if you won't anwser them tell me you favorite ok since SOME ppl have anwered i will let the voting deside then woh ever wins will ge the ten extra point thx for reading ( .ps i got this from www.bored.com in the humor section)

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Who would be stupid enough to do this.... anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes. Hope im rite!
that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
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No Yes, crying is a feeling Hell yea lol No a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story A couple of days before ur death Yes In a way..lol but no yes I don’t believe in evolution :P cuz it was made that way U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost yes Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol she was blonde.lol fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol yes haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch hell yea…ill make them pay.lol I guess AHHAHA>…..Yes leanrt from experience no..i don’t believe in them cuz stone cold said so yes…I answered this above!! Yes yes,,in a way cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue? Neither..he’d go out for a smoke ignorance I guess I guess she didn’t no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked lol….just incase I guess idk he does? yea so stand up HAhaha lol no..niether Geniouses hungrieness beats all Cuz that’s the way it works Huh? idk no yea I’d laugh if that happend Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess u use ur brain energy I guess cuz drueling is an accident the it prison yea.lol idk No..ud pee anyways cuz he likes them that way ignorance.. he steals them from a chicken no fake marbels I gues I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol yes fart on them cuz its good with FRIED things they burn in hell Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again It dies haha trick question I guess who said that? with sharp @ss nails Cuz it will stink than haha no .1111111111 years old I guess I will eat it no cuz who said he was civilized u kill the person who gave it to you yea…pictures have meanings I have no clue yea….humtyday Mermaids don’t exist so true ull see a reflection? 21 the world ends that’s something with no shape I guess proabably haha…I guess people are winking yes what is a chickpea? Good question play on words I guess because there prtty and their not they do? That’s my new word…adultnapped they dont yes there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P cuz those are against the bible believes I guess It should be no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way yes my teachers are cheaters,,lol Cuz when ur happy ur lou Cuz it entered the mouth lol Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess haha lol…so true cuz it gets old yea lol no cuz it makes them look good stupid schools I guess cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down HE IS AN IDIOT…. Used in different ways yes no it doesn’t Yes Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho it’s the way they work I guess those I don’t think will be considered pets it can’t? up. cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place I have no clue none? we don’t Cuz the name sounds cool 200years *Yes…but he would probably eat it dumbness… same I guess cuz there so unhealthy I guess idk the chemicals I guess 1 yes The wqay there soed..i guess no yes no…unless ur really tall its not..its a name showing love to one I guess have a paster I hate science idk cuz its natural to come on to you hippos aren’t brown brown. yes no yes yes no huh? too expensive..lloll no yes its open in another place? *AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it cuz that’s disgusting it isn’t? cuz stone cold said so cuz that’s what a monopoly is cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess yes cuz it adapts to its meaning I guess so why are u bigger than ur doG? cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new cuz that’s what it is cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door first time I hear that word cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk! cuz, that makes it sound better who knows I agree it should be called a “built” Their im done! :P that was fn....now i wouldn't normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol pce i like most of those q? my fav was
You aren't a very smart one are you?
YES! ;)
yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
the answer is.....because you don't have a life! naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
1-99) either yes, no, or idk i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no Can you cry under water? never tried If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december What's the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89 If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? they arent Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. they arent solved yet. Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? because chickens are gross If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? no Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping Can you cry underwater? no You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? it feels good Isn't that the way we normally are? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? no sit down When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? they dont Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt
yes i think so yes yes idk about 60 i dont think so i think so no its still a hot pocket just not hot some didnt evolve like us no oxygen in there Idk thats a good one i dont think so i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday idk she liked to rip people off yet another good question when a sponge gets old it becomes more round same amount lol no i dont think so duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u i doubt that they pay for it i like to think so that would be a good science experiment i think so good question i already answered i dont think they would serve them No its an African Elephant in America because it isnt ink probably the patient because the "doctor died" your rockin it to sleep i dont know she didnt yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them no he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him probably not idk thats a good question ask a deaf person hes a very smart man i didnt knowq ppl did that good question they like to test things out for themselves idk i guess it sounds cool they want to make it sound bettter a prince red slymoblizes danger IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win good quesition maybe a prison for hermaphrodites yes idk i dont think so ur body would reales the pee they talk the way they think he sounded well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? NO Can you cry under water? YES If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? YES Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? YES What's the difference between a novel and a book? A NOVEL IS LONGER How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 70 If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? NO If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? YES If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? YES If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? WOA.WIERD.IDK Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. EXACTLY Do penguins have knees? NO Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? WHYS IT COMING ON How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON'T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? YES If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? YES HAHA Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? NO Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?WE WANNA FLIP Isn't that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? YEAH JERK When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE Why are red buttons always the most important? THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? NO If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? NO Would you die if you didn't pee? YES Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.EATS EGGS When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? YES Could you be a closet claustrophobic? URD Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them ITS NOT A PROBLEM If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" DUHH are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? I DO How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? HE DOESNT Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? IDK Can you slam a revolving door? YES How young can you be, but still die of old age? 56 What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? NOTHING Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? NO Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? GET A CARD FOR YOURELF Can you read a picture book? YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? YES Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! LOL If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? NO if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? IDK What shape is the sky? NONE If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? NO Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? YES f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? BLINKING If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? NO What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? IDKYES Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?YES Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??YES Why do blacklights look purple?YES Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?YES How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?YES Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?YES If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?YES Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teache
-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count. -yes you can cry underwater -yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods -yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair -a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work -the opinion of "old" varies from person to person so it cant really be defined -i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie -the government owns everything below the crust, i believe -i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket... -i have no clue -glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet. i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions......... shadow