Mystical Angels

What horoscopes are the best?

I use aol, or msn and yahoo. How accurate might they be? and what is your opinion on horoscopes in general?

Public Comments

1. Well, don't let AOL, Yahoo or mns control your life...You are not a robot....a human being.......Always listen to your heart..
2. Why that would be the hard hitting horoscopes that are in The Onion each week. Here are some: Your Birthday Today While it's true that you can't outrun your past, it's catching up with your future that you should be worried about. Aries March 21 - April 19 You'll find it difficult to point out your assailant in court next week, but that's mainly because of what he'll have done to your hands. Taurus April 20 - May 20 Have the stars told you how wonderful you've looked lately? And how great it would be if you could check in on their cats this weekend? Gemini May 21 - June 21 You've always believed women to be your one true weakness, but as it turns out, it's leaving ground forces exposed to a sudden pincer-style attack. Cancer June 22 - July 22 Banking on its growing popularity, Cancer will launch an all-new astrological spin-off starting this fall. Keep an eye out for Cancer: The College Years in weeks to come! Leo July 23 - August 22 God will shine His divine light on you this week, instantly blinding you with His infinite carelessness. Virgo August 23 - September 22 You knew eating those hamburgers would come back to haunt you, but it's still a bit of a surprise when all the floating cows show up. Libra September 23 - October 23 The bullet will miss your heart by several inches, which only makes sense, as it will be fired at your head.
3. Horoscopes are just made up. However, they give you something to think about; you mold it into the happenings of your own situation, your own life. I like horoscopes, but I don't like when they are taken seriously. They are just compilations of mystical sounding words that are aimed at making your reflect on your life and what is going on around you.