Mystical Angels

Do you like to play with word's? if so, you will enjoy this, let me know what u think,thank you.?

HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES You might get a chuckle ... Humor for Lexophiles ..... [or people who suffer from that dreaded disease Lexophilia (Lovers of Words)] I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. A thief fell & broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The dead batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. A backward poet writes inverse. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. You are stuck with your debt if you can 't budge it. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done -end-

Public Comments

1. Cute...very cute. Thanks!
2. Why did you put the annoying space in between? It angers people. If you want to be funny, don't anger people.
3. funny. it's nice to know intelligent people exist
4. they were pretty funny. i really liked the exorcist one.
5. Clever!
6. Wow! I am simply amazed! I definitely think that you should publish that. That was so funny and smart. I really enjoyed it. All i have to say is: LOL!!! (LAUGH OUT LOUD). You would be a great comedian. That was incredible. WOW! =)
7. Very, very ingenious. That is, if you made them up yourself... You still get a star!
8. Managing this particular talent is a job well groaned.
9. Very very good indeed !
10. haha. thats punny!
11. great, i enjoyed them.
12. bravo
13. i enjoyed reading your very humorous quotable lines. i loved best when you have a photographic memory, only sad your brain was never developed. i could use this line a lot ... to my friends ... thanks so much ... i guess you are very intelligent, that is if you really came up with all of these lines on your own ...