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I will be wearing a "fortune teller booth" costume for halloween, any creative fortune telling ideas?

I will be wearing a "fortune teller booth" costume to a Halloween party, how can I creatively and quickly tell fortunes? I am guessing that people will approach me, wanting to hear something funny or clever. People will be drinking and probably won't want to spend too much time listening to their fortune. I am considering getting a magic 8 ball. Or maybe having a bowl of fortune cards? Any ideas? Thanks for your input!

Public Comments

1. buy a box of furtune cookies get the message out throw or eat the cookies and hand out the little slips out to people. Make them pay 5 cents if they want one or just give it too them lol
2. I would say just little things like oh yeah you're not gettin' anything for Christmas or somethin' stupid.
3. I like the magic 8 ball idea. With that you could think up some standard questions you might get and make up funny answers. Depends on type of people you expect- maybe "Will I get lucky tonight?" Yeah, if you go buy enough lottery tickets. "How will my favourite team do this year?" Not so well with 'you' cheering for them.
4. Get a tennis ball and wrap in alot of tinfoil so it gets big like a crystal ball. For a funny touch, put a box with note saying "For better fortune, pay a penny." What to say : Will I get Married? Not if you keep wearing that mask. But they are not wearing a mask. Get it?(probably better with guys!) Does anyone here think i am cute? Uhmm let me look in my crystal ball, hmm interesting yes, there is a man/women here who likes you,( if a guy asks say another guy likes him, vise versa!) Will i have kids? yes. Will they be cute? look in the mirror and tell me. I want a pet, a cat or dog? I personall always fall for the dogs. - So, what is in my future? So, what is in my future? You repeat mockingly - I dont know i am asking you! Well, who am i? A super hero? - No. A fortune teller. Leave me, madame Calanarass or something wacky like that. Give out fortune cookies!