Mystical Angels

Dark Mistress Mistreats the Mystical Creatures living in her Basement?

Who should I report it to?

Public Comments

1. I don't know
2. I am 15 years old and my boyfriend Harold (he is a lightbulb) is 542 years old. He is all moldy and gross. He want to leave me for Dakota Fanning or Brad Pitt but Harold the lightbulb is my one and only love! He especially likes it when i plug him in and he lights up. Once i tried to kiss him and burned my lips. He cheats on me everyday with an elephant named Lucy from Guam. She is a Guamanian. (Half elephant, half cheese) This morning Harold was too intent on watching historical fiction that he was paying attention to drinking his oragne juice and he spilt it on me. Then he burnt hole in the couch (he was plugged in) Harold has a pet robot named Harold Jr. and his mom is a pencil and his dad is a polar bear.
3. a psychiatrist!! lol
4. um id say report it to god he might have something 2 say
5. yea um mm i would say an institution, and while you are trying to get her in, get yourself in.
6. The people at the Sanctuary (see Sci-Fi series by that name with Amanda Tapping).
7. Why is this in the fifa section??
8. you mean those are real!!! oh no!!! I just thought they were imaginary:((((
9. the M.M.C.D (mistreatment of mythical creatures department) of your local authority, everyone knows that...
10. report the talking dildo to me..!
11. The Dark Mister. DUH
12. Harry Potter or Hogwarts
13. The Yamster
14. a therapist--Therapist-- The Rapist scary how therapist has the word rapist in it.
15. Report to the Mystical Creatures Tribunal in the Netherlands! They'll solve this heinous crime!