Mystical Angels

Can anyone teach me real magic(k) for free. Preferably over email but im or phone is ok to.Read for details.?

I have always wanted to learn magic(k) and I have tried many things. I have summed up a couple subjects I want to learn but if you have any suggestions that would be appreciated. You can all teach me at once but preferably if one person know most or some that I have and/or dont have on my list I would like them teaching me those ones. Here is my list. Basics of Magic(k) / Wizardry- The basics. More advanced Magic(k) / Wizardry- The higher up things. Psychic Arts- Just like what the title says. Advanced Psychic Arts- If there is one it should be obvious what it is. Healing- Again obvious healing of cut injurys and infections etc. Advanced Healing- More advanced healing things major cuts and injurys major infections etc. Divination- Predicting future (If i need soem seer things or something I might not have how do I know if I have it or should I forget it) Advanced Divination- You know (Im not trying to be ruid on any of these Its just annoying to type the same stuff) Alchemy- Transmutation, Silver>Gold, Stuff like that. Advanced Alchemy- Same as above just more advanced. Beast Mastery- Magical creatures info, talking with normal animals. Advanced Beast Mastery- Magical creatures interaction understanding and speaking, taming all creatures. Dark Arts (Defense)- obvious what it is but just in case it is not I want defense against the dark arts. Dark Arts (Normal)- Not evil stuff just stuff like little hexes or jinks or something as long as it is not evil. If you dont think I should do this one please stop me. Please Im not evil dont make me. Charms- Maybe I dont know if they exist but like charming objects to do things. Advanced Charms- See above but more advanced. Transfiguration- Changing appearence of yourself and other objects or things. (if possible.) Advanced Transfiguration- See above but more advanced. Thankyou for your time and I will update when something is taken. Please say if you can and if by email just email me at this accounts email. If by phone send me an email with this accounts email and I will give you my number. If by Im use the Yahoo Im but first email me times to do it. Preferably email because I may not be able to do phone or Im all the time. Anything else you can teach I will be happy to lear. I may contact you again for other things if you can do something that is already taken so just tell me because I could need you. Thankyou and goodbye for now. Here are three new subjects. Potion Making- Ingredients what they do and where to find them also little potions Advanced Potion Making- Advanced Ingredients what they do and where to find them also a lot of potions. Honors Potion Making- Everything from the best and rarest ingredients and what they do and where to find them and all the best and rarest potions. This will cover every potion pretty much. Only say things if you are serious please no snide, mean, or joking comments because I know it is real just look at other questions about magic and magic creatures etc.

Public Comments

1. Grow up!
2. "real magic" is an oxymoron.
3. Sure, no problem. Step 1 get a deck of cards Step 2 shuffle them like this Step 3 ask someone to pick a card Step 4 ask them to put it back in the deck Step 5 put the deck behind your back and fan the cards as if you are looking through them Step 6 show him the deck of cards and pull out the one he picked. Got it? Great Let me know if you want more tricks taught.
4. There is loads of stuff about "talking with normal animals" over in the Cats section. We do it all the time there.
5. Do you realize what you're asking? IMPOSSIBLE online or over the phone. Healing takes YEARS of learning and hands on experience with a mentor able to see what you're doing. Let alone combining with others. Why don't you check http://witchvox.com and find someone near you who could help you with some things :) BTW half the stuff you're mentioning (the way you classified them) are pure fictional. Real Magick isn't what you think