Mystical Angels

What type of mystical abilities do Nazis possess?

Our friend is a Nazi, we are wondering what types of abilities he could use on us if he were to turn on us, because we are not Nazis.

Public Comments

1. Farfennuggen
2. guns and knives to start.
3. None. How much mystic ability would you place in someone whose philosophy was rooted in the belief that Aryan supermen came from outer space but corrupted their lineage by breeding with 'people of lesser races', leading to the humans of today?
4. They have the amazing mystical ability to shave their heads and act like retards.
5. If your friend is a Nazi and you knew who he was, why did you befriended him in the first place? Mystical abilities??? You are not well, ami.
6. Considering that even the very youngest of the authentic Nazis are now well into their nineties, the very small handful of these pimples on the ass of humanity still alive really only have the mystical ability to die as old men.
7. Well it is a little known fact, but true nazis believers have the ability to mind control, choke people with there thoughts , set homosexuals of fire with the blink of an eye, melt the faces off jews, shoot lightning out of there fingers, kill any non-aryan with mind grenades, and most dangerous, Farfennuggen. But only two true nazi are alive today Jesse Leguee and Garrett Hoffman. Jesse is slowly gaining control of a small Oregon town, Hoffman's location is unknown he is presumed alive and dangerous.