Mystical Angels

Business card titles that aren't boring?

I have recently started a small business. My job therein is to come up with creative ideas and send them off to more capable people who implement them. The part of the business in which I am more hands-on revolves around my fictional writing. At the moment I am finishing up some business cards to send off to press and looking for a title to use other than Founder, or Owner. I am not very keen on real, everyday titles. Creative Director is like nails on a creatively directed chalkboard. It is late at night, I am worn out, and I am stuck on "The Mad Genius Behind This Whole Crazy Plot", which is slightly too batshit insane to hand to someone in a nice suit. Fun, but a bit too crazy. Even I must conform a little, or at least try not to scare people too much. Not after that last time... I ask for your help in coming up with something better. A title which accurately describes my rampant (but evidently failing after midnight) imagination and proprietorship all at once and I shall reward you with psychic cookies which I will ask my assistant, Mister Chung, to beam directly into your head through guided meditation and ritualistic baking, if I use it. You may choose the flavor of psychic cookies. Simply include it in your reply. I cannot be responsible for anything that may or may not happen when the psychic cookies arrive. Best answer gets Best Answer-ed! I promise! Thank you and good night!

Public Comments

1. "Chief Cook and Bottle Washer" is always a good one, as is "Master of All He Surveys" I dunno. It's after midnight here too. Ask me again in the morning. p.s. Chocolate macadamia nut, please.