Mystical Angels

What are some really scary lines you coulld say as a fortune teller?

I have a robotic fortune teller, with a wireless remote. and i need some scary lines i could say

Public Comments

1. my dear boy.....you have.....the grim.
2. Try things that are suspenseful, that can have any sort of meaning at all. Usually, if you give someone a vague fortune, they come to think the worst of it, i.e. 'You have four days...' In fact, you may not even have to finish the fortune! You could always begin and make your voice sound so surprised or frightened that you can't even finish! When it comes to things like this, the fear of the unknown can be your best friend. Hope this helps! (:
3. I foresee an IRS audit in your future A dark cloud looms on your horizon Beware of the man in horned-rim glasses Someone saw what you did & they will tell