Mystical Angels

Any suggestions on how to quickly build clients on the internet for psychic readings?

I would like to build a website to start a business doing psychic readings.Would this be more successful than running a newspaper ad, etc? I would like to hear from those of you who have experience with this- Thanks :)

Public Comments

1. You can't. Get a real job and stop scamming people.
2. The easiest way to do this is to psychically scan everyone on earth that speaks English. Other languages are difficult to understand. This takes a little time as each contact takes approximately 11.25 seconds to establish. There are approx 3,112 million English speakers worldwide so this will take you approximately 35,000,000 seconds or 583333. minutes, or 9722 hours, or 116 weeks, or just 2.25 short little years. Obviously during this time you must maintain psychic contact and you are therefore not allowed to breath for this period. I've done this twice in the last week and it works really well.
3. hi,its really hard to say how to start that,but first you have to get clients that truly believe in you.As you can see,you will have a hard time building trust,and at the same time,getting judged,Good Luck,and God Bless