Mystical Angels

What is the intuitive value of divine synchronicity (where events and people in our universe are manifested)?

I am mystified by an everchanging universe. What do I do to ask for help and insight into the ultimate reason for my life here on Earth? What is my place in the divine continuum of time and space? Who will deliver me home? I pray and I wait, but I have mere mortal doubts. How do I find transcendence? What do I make of the mysterious signs which direct and guide me? How can I muster more faith? What is God? What is man? Where do I look for guidance in my time of need? Who else is aware of the acute mishaps and the terrible trials and perplexing trials I face? What is my mortal role in this lifetime? What do my perceptions mean? What stock can I place in the many eons of life that have come before I? Where can I find the esoteric answers I seek? Who will come forward to show me my route? How do I interpret the mystical messages that are being delivered to me through the earthly ways of man and his society? How much stock can I place in Jungian theories of synchronicity?

Public Comments

1. Dude, why worry about this bullshit? Just enjoy the ride. Don't make life complicated. BTW...it's "come before me", not "I".
2. 42
3. Either SomeWhere or NoWhere or InBetween, 16,17,32,39,40,44,64,78,88,92,102,140,240
4. Most of your questions are addressed in the works of Dr. Wayne Dyer. He kind of invented the slf-help industry back in 1963 and is still actively written and speaking today. I'm not claiming that he will be able to give you the answers you need, but it might be a good place to start. For myself, I would have to say, stop looking without for what can only be found within.
5. what is the intuitive value of divine synchronicity? LOVE. Seriously i do believe it is so...........but you asked way too many questions at one go, gave me a brain stump ,i can't think of all the answers ..........but in the Ultimate, Love is All. That's the Rumour going around anyway.
6. FYI, there is a "Religion & Spirituality" section of Yahoo Answers. This is the philosophy section. You'll probably get better answers in a section where people are more devoted to religious Q & A.
7. be careful..... if you ask one more question your head may explode
8. Okay...many people are not going to agree with my answer, but (as the saying goes) one doesn't have to agree with truth for it to exist. You're going to have to get laid by a very hot 19-year-old coed. Now this is not some silly, trite response. You ask a lot (and I mean a LOT) of serious questions. I've thought long and hard about this...spend the night with a hot 19-year-old. Let me explain by breaking down some of your question piece by piece... YOU: "What do I do to ask for help and insight into the ultimate reason for my life here on Earth?" ANSWER: Bang a hot 19-year-old. Your mind clears with the dopemine rush of an orgasm, and you'll see that your reason for life is simply to live with joy. YOU: "Who will deliver me home?" ANSWER: A hot 19-year-old. You forget that home is where you're happiest. When you're 73 years old, you're going to remember that time when you were happy banging the 19-year-old. YOU: "How do I find transcendence?" ANSWER: According to Wikipedia, the colloquial usage of the term "transcendence" means "going beyond". Wikipedia goes on to say that "mystical experience is thought of as a particulary advanced state of self-transcendence, in which the sense of a separate self is abandoned." What better way to abandon your separate self in a truly mystical experience than losing yourself between the smooth thighs of a 19-year-old hottie??? YOU: "What do I make of the mysterious signs which direct and guide me?" ANSWER: Dude, it ain't that mysterious of a sign. Look down. You see that erection of yours? It's pointing over there...in the direction of that cute little 19-year-old with the belly ring. YOU: "How can I muster more faith?" ANSWER: You forget that sometimes you have to jump before you sprout wings. Faith is not given to you...it is brought to your awareness only when you realize that you've had it all along. Every girl on this internet will attest to the fact that guys who are already taken carry some sort of attractive confidence that women can't explain. I'll explain it to you. It's because all the confident men have already banged that 19-year-old cutie. The banging brings faith. Unfortunately, most men think the faith comes first, then the manifestation of destiny. FALSE. Bang a hot chick. Then watch how quickly faith in yourself appears. YOU: "Who else is aware of the acute mishaps and the terrible blah blah blah blah?" ANSWER: A hot 19-year-old chick. She knows all about it. Go cry on her shoulder. Her nice smooth bare supple shoulder. She'll comfort you. YOU: "What stock can I place in the many eons of life that have come before I?" ANSWER: Having sex with a hot 19-year-old has a way of repairing poor grammar. YOU: "Who will come forward to show me my route?" ANSWER: Your tongue. (You thought I was going to say a 19-year-old, didn't you?) The truth is... your tongue will show you the way. See, what you do is gingerly place your tongue on the instep of a 19-year-old chick's left foot. Through no conscious intent of your own, your tongue will guide slowly up the calf, along the thigh, and into the sweet spot that is the joy of a hot 19-year-old young woman. Your tongue will show you the route. YOU: "How do I interpret the mystical messages that are being delivered to me through the earthly ways of man and his society?" ANSWER: You see, your mistake is that you believe these messages are mystical. You are placing that naive description on these messages that (to me) are coming in loud and clear. The earthly ways of real men (and the society of these real men) all clearly and pointedly say the same thing...bang a hot 19-year-old coed. YOU: "How much stock can I place in Jungian theories of synchronicity?" ANSWER: None. Place absolutely no stock in Carl Jung's theories. As you may know, he was the pioneer in the field of dream analysis. What Jung DIDN'T realize is that the best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. Dude, wake up. Go bang a hot 19-year-old chick. She's waiting for you. Even if she doesn't answer all your questions, at least you'll get an unflappably solid memory. And when you're old and gray, which are you really going to remember...your silly little YAHOO psuedo-philosophical question with immaturity written all over it, or the slow, all-night banging of a very hot 19-year-old coed?
9. TIME OUT! Set some priority man. Do the first thing first and second thing second. You might have a lot of questions, sort them out, ask them one at a time. If not you are just going to drive yourself and everyone around you crazy. Yes, crazy with a capital C. Also, it is your life. You take control of it and try things out. Nobody could hand it all to you on a silver platter. What fun is there if it is done that way? Do what you want with it you know. Got it?