Mystical Angels

I need a BMW M3 for cheap!!! Where can I get one?? I only have like $1500. HELP!?

*Disclaimer - this is not a legit question. I know the answer doesn't really exist. I know there is no Santa Claus or Keebler Elves. Just annoyed.* I see questions all the time... for example: "I'm 16, want a 1969 Camaro SS for cheap! Who sells them cheap! Must be in perfect condition!" "Is there any dealer that sells Bentleys for like $100,000 under invoice in the (fill in blank with U.S. city) area?" "I want a Corvette convertible, but only have $100 for a down payment. I make $7.50/hr, is there a dealer that will let me make payments on one?" "Is there a backalley auction place near (fill in blank with U.S. city here) that I can buy Ferraris, Lambos, etc. for hundreds of dollars?" *Always add the annoying "HELP!" at the end as well* So, my question is this: Where are these mystical places where folks can get these super-cheap cars? I mean, they must exist, right? Hundreds of folks posting questions on here must have heard something we all should know, right? Ah... Nigeria. I have heard of this place. I apparently had some relative die there and leave me $41M. Gentlemen, I'm still waiting for my money! Venom - are you a moron? Did you actually read the whole question? whatican - Y!A is a waste of time, but we're all addicted... Jay - thank God... someone finally "got it" Jasmine - thanks, yet another person who needs "Moron" stamped on their forehead. Read the whole question. Don't just read the heading and assume.

Public Comments

1. All these cars are located in Nigeria, you just have to pay a small fee for delivery to the US.
2. Sorry but there is no such BMW M3 available for $1500. You might have a better chance of buyong a BMW M3 car figure:)
3. reading this was a waste of my time!
4. CALL THE USED CAR FANTASY FACTORY! JUST LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU WANT THE SCRATCHES DINGS AND DENTS AT AND THEY WILL BUILD IT FOR YOU!
5. Someone that knows someone that knows someone. Confusing phrase up there, I know, but it works. Ask around, see if anyone you know is selling a vehicle, whether it be on the job, neighbors, good friends, relatives, ect., You can usually get good deals, and you can sometimes get much more trustworthy answers about the vehicle.
6. Beemer M3 for 1500 bucks? No problem sport. Just let me know what colour you want and I will pop out and get one. Payment strictly via Western Union or cash in brown paper envelope to my post Office Box number ... Could do you a nice Lambo in lovely Banana Yellow for 5 bigs ones if you like.
7. Just come on in ElGrande, I'm located on Long Island. I have a great selection of new and used M3's near the price you are requesting. **Disclaimer** Prices subject to change.
8. You can try looking on craigslist and see if you have any luck. With $1500 though you will probably get something that's either really really old or has a lot of mileages on it, not worth it in my opinion.
9. call 1800 nice car for 1500 dollars . good luck man.