Mystical Angels

is this a funny stand up routine?

the stand up routine (really rough plan) hi im kevin and im ginger and also an athiest which is pretty easy for me considering i already dont have a soul The worst thing about being a test tube baby is knowing that your dads a wanker ok i like to watch those home renovation shows but i watch them in reverse it shows a family with a moderatly good house and then it gets destroyed slowly until the family is in poverty or as i like to call it julia guillard running the country ive been learning spanish for about 2 weeks now and in that time ive discovered one thing. if i ever go to spain i will sound like the biggest pedophile. the only phrases ive learnt are how old are you where do you live and what school do you go to well so i was walking down the street today and there was this big line for a person whith a shirt that said free hugs this gave me a great idea, i got a shirt that said free sex but i think the people that where in my line couldent read well because thay all slapped me if i ever get sentenced to death by electric chair right as a last meal im gonna order unpopped corn kernels and butter In the 1980s, the movie "Back To The Future 2" was filmed, and set in 2010. They had flying skateboards, flying cars, and shoes that tie themselves. Now, it's 2011, and last year we got Bendaroos, Pillow Pets, and Snuggies. My friend told me there are 45671 people having sex at any moment in time, shouldn’t it be an even number So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age? » Last night the Dalai Lama implied that the killing of Osama bin Laden was justified. I think his exact quote was, "I love all living things, but that guy was a dick They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. ive always wanted to start one of those slow clap moments like in the movies how when the main character finally gets the girl one person claps and then another followed by more and more until everyones clapping. Ive always wanted to do one of those in real life.... but in really innapropriate situations like a guys in hospital the docter tells him he has genital warts i walk in start clapping another person starts clapping then eventually ive got the whole hospital ward giving the guy a standing ovation have you realised that having sex for the first time and a car crash are so similar it starts with you using what you think is a stretch limo and turns out its only a mini and it ends in tears and you keeep on apologizing and asking how much it will cost called a psychic phone sex hotline and asked her what i was wearing

Public Comments

1. haha i actually liked it
2. That is very goooood!!!! thank you for the laugh out loud!!!